winter monkey

Basically if a woman hasn't shaved her pubic hair in the winter time.

Selena: Should I shave down there?
Kim: No. Just keep your winter monkey like I did

by WiseUnicorn May 24, 2016

winter sniper

A sniper that has familiar features related to a shotgun by appearance yet when shot, you can die from across the map (destiny reference)

God damn it! This damn winter sniper is a bitch!

by TwistedToonny October 2, 2016

Winter Breeze

when you ejaculate in a girl's nose and she sneezes it out

We came inside from the cold and I gave her a Winter Breeze.

by Michael A Hunt November 21, 2016

winter feeling

When you miss something but you dont know what

Guy1: Im feeling sadly, weird...
Guy2: oh no im sorry, thats the winter feeling

by Car^^en December 11, 2016

winter salt

What the D.O.T. puts on the road in snowy weather to clear it enough so that you can drive "safely and sanely" --- in other words, so that your car maintains a straight level path and keeps all four wheels on the road instead of doing twirlies or back-flips, i.e., "summer salts".

I usually walk to the store during snowy periods so that my car doesn't get rotted out underneath from all the winter salt on the road.

by QuacksO January 12, 2017

winter crust

When you fail to moisturize your lips in the winter, and your lips get crusty af.

Becky: "Oh my god, it's Jake!"
Samantha: "No girl, stay away, I see that winter crust on his lips."

by iluvdinosaurs February 5, 2017

winter sweater

A brief relationship during the winter months sought out to provide oneself with an added sense of comfort, security, worth and purpose, which will then seem less relevant or necessary once winter is over. Similar to the "cuffing season" phenomenon.

"She doesn't want anything too serious, I'm just her winter sweater"

by vesperlynd April 22, 2017