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Nonce

The meaning of nonce is ur dad
An example would would be You- hi dad how many kids have you got in the back of ur van - ur fat nonce dad oh son only 5
by Killallshitskins12 November 7, 2021
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Nonce

Means. Nothing now because everyone has been called it at least once
You're a nonce
by Whoknowsaye May 10, 2025
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Nonce

This is from UK Slang, and it means "Not of Normal Criminal element", a paedophile just so you know, a lot of English people use it and sometimes say it to their mates. You don't really want to be called it, so yeah, just watch out :)
"Person 1: That Jimmy Saville bloke was a right nonce, disgusting man"
"Person 2: He was!"
by PluginUK March 3, 2017
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Bike Nonce

A man who rides his bike with a camera and either records kids or grasses on people to the old bill.
by JezzaVee March 24, 2024
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Bot Nonce

A man, usually married, who replied to Sex Bots on social media. These men regularly post about family values, being a patriot and Christianity. Bot Nonces also seem quite focussed on grooming gangs whilst simultaneously being entirely unaware of the fact that they are being groomed by Sex Bots based in a bot farm in Russia and operated by a 21 stone bald guy.
Sex Bot "Are there any men out there who still eat it?"

Bot Nonce "Hey Babe, I can go all night and breath through my ears"

Sex Bot "I'm feeling ugly"

Bot Nonce "You're beautiful Babe"
by Bot Nonce Hunter June 27, 2025
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Nonce

That guys a nonce he’s a Luke wilcox
by Suzie shepard November 26, 2018
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Nonce

GET OF THE SWING YOU NONCE
by dugwdgjhfsdgdfjhdfsgjhf June 20, 2018
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