gizz-faced

When one has sperm on their face. like shit-faced, but with gizz, not shit.

I really gizz-faced that babe last night! She was soo sticky that it took 3 showers to get it off! I probably would have been less if I didn't add to it the first two times.

by willie989 January 18, 2010

Two faced chandelier

Irony of a source of light that could have a dark side to it

Twisted straight entwines two faced chandelier

by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010

Goat Faced Bastard

A goat faced bastard is a term used to describe someone who you would consider to be a friend who's actions have been innappropriate. It is commonly used as a form of disrespect when your friend has done something which you would consider to be morally and socially below their normally acceptable standards.

I can't believe you took that swamp donkey back last night you goat faced bastard

by Goatfacedbastard April 7, 2011

Shit-faced Sober

Someone who is so ugly, that they literally look like they have had too much alcohol. Someone like this will have a constant look that when people see him/her, they will want to throw up.

Hey, have you seen Mary today?
Yeah, she's become Shit-faced Sober.
Huh, what a shame.

by DoubleTre33 June 29, 2011

t-faced

A Nirvana-like state that develops in anticipation of, during, and immediately proceeding the consumation of fine foods. Being T-faced implies flavors that tickle the palette and feed happiness to the soul.

"We're all going out tonight and getting T-faced at Per Se"
"Amy had the best macaroons last night. She was so T-faced in front of all of us."
"Most of the time I'm satisfied with my meal. But occasionally I'm f'ing T-faced."

by FineDiner February 4, 2014

Vanilla Faced

To be bland, generic, not willing to experience adventures not only in the bedroom, but in any situation.

Man, I really wanted to hook up with that one chick, but she's too vanilla faced for me

I invited an old friend to the bar, but she wanted to be vanilla faced and stay home

by The Phantom Demon June 7, 2018

Round-Faced Rahul

Round Faced Rahul is the supreme lord of all living beings on the planet. By day he is the average pedophiliac teenager and by night he is a gay stripper. In his free times, he likes to take photos of himself and show off how good looking he is. He is also an expert at shity singing and at not doing any of his work. In all he is the perfect example of a shit stain and what not to become in life.

Haha, You know you're a round-faced Rahul.

This means he is a useless space of air.

by Vedantascuba September 24, 2018