old lady vagina

pussy that that looks/tastes extremely nasty.
that twat looks like an old lady vagina! I will not eat that!
by willie989 January 19, 2010
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old lady vagina

pussy that that looks/tastes extremely nasty.
that twat looks like an old lady vagina! I will not eat that!
by willie989 January 19, 2010
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meat fly

(VERY painful) when your cock gets stuck in the zipper
HELP ME! I got a meat fly!
by willie989 January 27, 2010
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rod rocker

A person that loves rods (penises). A rod rocker likes to eat and take cock in their holes.
You really rocked my rod last night babe! You are such a rod rocker! Lets do it again! Lets do it again!
by willie989 January 21, 2010
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gizz-faced

When one has sperm on their face. like shit-faced, but with gizz, not shit.
I really gizz-faced that babe last night! She was soo sticky that it took 3 showers to get it off! I probably would have been less if I didn't add to it the first two times.
by willie989 January 19, 2010
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rectal wrecker

1. Someone who is huge downstairs (giant penis) that loves anal. Usually they make a mess 'wreck' their ass.
My giant penis loves to wreck ass! I am such a rectal wrecker!
by willie989 January 21, 2010
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hammerhead

A penis with a very large head. Often causes bleeding and/or causing the other person to become awestruck.
'Check out that hammerhead!'

Another word meaning fucked hard.
Wow, that massive shaft is such a hammerhead!
by willie989 January 19, 2010
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