t-faced

A Nirvana-like state that develops in anticipation of, during, and immediately proceeding the consumation of fine foods. Being T-faced implies flavors that tickle the palette and feed happiness to the soul.

"We're all going out tonight and getting T-faced at Per Se"
"Amy had the best macaroons last night. She was so T-faced in front of all of us."
"Most of the time I'm satisfied with my meal. But occasionally I'm f'ing T-faced."

t-faced by FineDiner February 4, 2014

shit t face 

Looking like a asswhipe that live in the dark all his life and havent eaten a cracker or a bean snack all his of her's life.

When that ass whipe came out of the 2000 yr old well he looked like a shit t face

shit t face by Evan Baker February 19, 2005

Don’t watch face 

Mind your damn business

Don’t watch face pussy

Don’t watch face by Cavs55 November 15, 2020

ain't no facade, ain't no fugazi

no lie no fucked up situation

Future: ain't no facade, ain't no fugazi

ain't no facade, ain't no fugazi by maiso January 25, 2023

I don't like your FACE.

Conversational non-sequitur designed to kill an internet discussion stone dead. Always, ALWAYS, FUCKING ALWAYS DAMMIT to be spelt out as above, capitalised final word, full stop and all. Originated in Scotland.

Dave: Scotland Scotland Scotland
Splog: I don't like your FACE.
Dave: ...
Splog: I don't like your FACE.

Immanuel Kant: Nature is the existence of things, so far as it is determined according to universal laws. Should nature signify the existence of things in themselves, we could never know it either a priori or a posteriori. Not a priori, for how can we know what belongs to things in themselves, since this never can be done by the dissection of our concepts (in analytical judgments)? We do not want to know what is contained in our concept of a thing (for the concept describes what belongs to its logical being), but what is in the actuality of the thing superadded to our concept, and by what the thing itself is determined in its existence outside the concept. Our understanding, and the conditions on which alone it can connect the determinations of things in their existence, do not prescribe any rule to things themselves; these do not conform to our understanding, but it must conform itself to them; they must therefore be first given us in order to gather these determinations from them, wherefore they would not be known a priori.
Splog: I don't like your FACE.
Immanuel Kant: ...

I don't like your FACE. by Your FACE. July 12, 2008

Can't feel my face 

To get so high that you can't feel your face. Your face along with the rest of your body gets numb.

Yo I can't feel my face man. Im high as hell right now.

Can't feel my face by Brandon Jordan December 9, 2008

I CAN'T FEEL MY FACE

1. Moment in time when your body is so coked that a numbing sensation spreads starting at on your face.

2. Unused excitement that causes you to feel separated from your head.

3. Getting so excited when thinking about future events.

EX. 1: Guy 1: Hey Andrew i really hate being at work!

Guy 2: I know man it's so dead in here, I CAN'T FEEEL MY FACE!!!!

EX. 2: Guy 1: Bro you ready for tonight, I hear there is going to be crazy bitches gettin down.

Guy 2: I heard man I'm so excited I CAN'T FEEL MY FACE!!!!

I CAN'T FEEL MY FACE by G THE G May 11, 2007