Salsa Fucked

This phenomenon occurs when dining at a Mexican restaurant with a large group and the salsa is not distributed evenly throughout the table. The areas of the table that do not have ample amounts of salsa are "salsa fucked."

Jeff, all of the salsa is at the other end of the table, yo.

I know, we got Salsa Fucked.

by Robocoke October 12, 2008

fuckedly

adv. Of or describing the degree of acting fucked up or performing a fucked up action. Not intended to relate to the physical action of being fucked.

Why did you have to behave all fuckedly like that?

by Riffsy July 20, 2010

Fucked 'em

shortened interjection of "fucked 'em up", used after someone has been proven wrong or has been outdone in an argument or insult with no chance of a come-back, resulting in humiliation and looking like an ass; meant to be yelled too fast to be understood sounding something like "FACKED 'EM" but not obvious enough for the teachers to understand
Origin: Boiling Springs High School, S.C. class of 2013

In class
fag: "like OMG, you made a 55 on that test it was SOOOO easy, haha you're so dumb"
other guy: ''atleast i don't like dick"
fag: (hush mode)
other guy: "FUCKED 'EM"

by myleftbuttcheek November 12, 2011

fucked guy

A fucked guy is described as someone who is fatigued the day after a wild session of excessive alcohol and MDMA.

'How you feeling after last night Adam?'
'I'm a fucked guy me'

by seankellyxo January 1, 2016

fuckedupism

Anything in life that engages your mind to say" what the fuck"

We are on our way to fuckedupism!

by Faith420 January 26, 2018

FOCA Fucked Up

The act of being so obliviatedly drunk that you lose all control of known actions including loss of all emotions and known accomplises.

You know Livosky was FOCA Fucked Up when he went ballistic on his best friends and couldn't remember who they were.

by LiVo September 7, 2005

Bundle Fucked

The status of one who subscribes to Television, Telephone, and Internet services from a single company in a "bundle" when said company has a total network crash.

"Man! I had the whole day off just to call my girl, surf the net, and watch Cinemax but Comcast crashed and I was Bundle Fucked all day"!

by Aaron Moe February 21, 2009