cheese wheel

1. Usually a short, fat penis; chode. It does not necessarily mean a short or stubby pee pee, but it is in comparison to its diameter. Ranges from tubular to wider than it is tall.

2. A rarely-used term for a school bus, preferably yellow.

1. "Wow will you look at that guy's cheese wheel..."
"I know, it looks like his dick is stuck in his scrotum."

2. "Shit, did Drew really trash his car?"
"Yeah dude, he gets to ride the cheese wheels to school."

by gChinkin January 14, 2009

wheelchair sex

When two people that are in wheelchairs engage in awkward oral sex

Those two cripples just had wheelchair sex

by Dr. Schaefs December 8, 2013

0-wheel-drive

A skateboard. Synonym commonly used to distance oneself from the stereotypic skateboarder's culture.

A: How did you get here?
B: Using my 0-wheel-drive
A: You mean, like, your skateboard?
B: Yeah, sort of...

by Richel Bilderbeek October 14, 2007

Faux wheel drive

Faux-wheel drive, FWD, or F×4 ("faux by four") is a four-wheeled vehicle with a body shape that looks like it SHOULD be a Four Wheel Drive... However, it is simply a big, bulky vehicle that inevitably completely devoid of any power and is likely to get bogged at the drop of a hat.

Example 1: Toyota HiLux

Girl 1: 'Oh what a nice ute! We should totally go bush bashing in that beauty'

Girl 2: 'I can't take it off road'

Girl 1: 'Why not? It looks really big and powerful?'

Girl 2: 'It's not, it's a Faux wheel drive'

Girl 1: 'Oh'

by The-Phantom August 22, 2011

mother wheel

A man-made, self-sustaining planet that is said to be the homeland for a select few; visioned by Farrakhan

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Louis_Farrakhan

When Earth is uninhabitable, Mars will be mother wheel; our safe haven

by kk4real October 18, 2006

National Wheelchair Beautification Month

Founded by Horace Knowles suggesting attaching a florist’s water tube near the top of a wheelchair by means of Velcro and inserting the real or artificial flower of your choice. It brightens the day not only for the wheelchair occupant, but for everyone they pass.

I can't wait for National Wheelchair Beautification Month.

by h0twh33ls17 July 11, 2011

Easy big wheel

The expression of telling someone to "take it easy", or extreme excitement, usually followed by 3 pronunciation's of "Woop". Originating from Kingston Ontario.

The entrance of a bridal party....

"Easy big wheel!!! WOOP WOOP WOOP!"

by GregoryPeck July 14, 2009