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gammon rod

"you put ur gammon rod in her last nite jon?"
"sur did - brilliant m8"
by Si-J September 8, 2006
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Gammaphobia

A fear of words starting with the letter C
Gammaphobia is the fear of Conflicts, Confrontations...
by Mani Mysteries March 13, 2010
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Poo Poo Games

When a guy flirts with a girl by insulting her gender with a chauvinistic remark. The desired outcome is being punched or poked by the female, thus eliciting the physical contact the male craves.
Guy: "Hey, shouldn't you be in the kitchen making us lunch?"
Girl: "Shut up jerk!" <SMACK>
Guy2: "Come on Dave, stop playing poo poo games and let's go."
by Switchbladeuzi December 9, 2009
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Gammon

Term for female, indirectly refers to vagina also.
Could also be shortened to gam-gam, or simply gam. Can be described in many ways; such as "prime gammon", "moist gammon", "stale gammon" etc.
Could be used for when talking about females in general.
Being "on the pull" could also be described as "on the prowl for some gammon"
"Mate, did you get any gammon last night?"
"Yeah, but it was stale. Bad times"

"Shiiiiiiit! check out that prime gammon!"
"too right! I'm erect!"

"I haven't gotten my dick wet in ages, I fancy a bit of gam-gam on the go."
"Get out of my house"

"Any gammon coming to this party?"
"Nah mate, it's just a sausage-fest"
by ninepintsofmilk May 6, 2010
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Gammon

A word to describe the finest bit of ass... (The female type)
Person A: "Yo dude, check out that Gammon over there!"

Person B: "Oh, hell yeah, wouldn't mind giving her a bit of my special seasoning!"
by thuggedout January 24, 2011
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Gammon

Vagina, usually sweaty or moist.
"Steph has such a gammon"
by Lyley April 21, 2009
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The Hunger Games

OMG SO YOU HAV 2 KNO ABT THIS. the hunger games is like a book serie dat is abt a grl hu haz 2 kill da ppl in da "hunger games" its like a draft from da EVIL GOVERMENT and she is 1 of dem. so den she kills a bunch of ppl and meats a kute boi <3 namd pita and dey luvs eachothr but deys gotta kill echothr. so u hav 2 reed da 3rd bk 2 find, but nvm.

That's how a teenage girl would describe this shit series. Basically, the hunger games is the newest fad shit book for fucktarded kids with no taste. It takes the trite "fight to the death" tournament trope and throws in a sappy romance to wet the privates of teenage girls. Avoid. But you already knew that, didn't you?
Ignorant Fucktwat- "Hey, hav u red da "The Hunger Games"?
Ignorant Fucktwat #2- "OMG I LUV DA HUMGER GAMEZ!"
Rodion Raskolnikov- "*splits head open with axe*"
by ChopinHauer May 28, 2012
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