NBA Finals

An event that was once over by the summer solstice almost always.

Guy- It's the 4th of July, do I want to think about the beach or basketball right now? I've been thinking about basketball all spring already, and it doesn't really matter, people put too much importance on it as it is. I'm trying not to become one of these uber competitive carboard cutouts or cartoons like the others by thinking about human shit like vacation instead of summertime NBA Finals.

by The Original Agahnim June 20, 2021

Finalize

The process when additional data is written (burnt) out to optical disc, so they can played everywhere, however, you cannot edit any data inside the disc, let alone erasing the whole disc (CD±RW, DVD±RW, DVD±RAM, and BDRE are the exceptions, because DVD±RAM cannot be finalized, while RW-disc and BDRE can be erased, though you cannot edit the data after you finalize it---so you need to erase the whole disc and repeat the burning process if there's any mistakes)
This process also known as "Closing"

If you don't finalize the CD, this player cannot read it

by Sir. B June 22, 2021

Final Copy

The coolest Jiggity alive... The one and only... Powder Power's Jiggity

Jiggity.. Jigster.. Jigmister.. JigJig.. and Tom

by Fred Bob November 26, 2003

Final Expenses

A sum of money that the elderly have to pay for funeral care. Can also be used to describe a really large sum of money to be owed to someone.

"Mr. Rogers had to pay for his final expenses early because he had cancer"

"Like hell I owe Harvey 800 bucks, thats final expenses for me"

by Pontianak December 6, 2003

Final Fantasy Syndrome

Final Fantasy Syndrome is a phenomenon where people who get all their social interaction from playing Final Fantasy XIV lose the ability to communicate like normal people. People suffering from Final Fantasy Syndrome typically respond to simple messages with 10000 word essays that look like they were written by ChatGPT and talk in a overly formal way reminiscent of some customer service agents.

Despite this veneer of formality and niceness, people suffering from Final Fantasy Syndrome will typically leave no opportunity unseized to start petty drama, especially with people who do not play Final Fantasy XIV (Although they will not shy away from infighting if no such target is available).

I used to be friends with this guy but then he started suffering from Final Fantasy Syndrome. He sent me a ten page tirade after mentioned I don't play FFXIV and then blocked me everywhere.

by Magnus Dong November 19, 2024

The Finals

Crack if it was a video game, addictive and satisfying.

Let's go play The Finals

by The Finals December 26, 2024

Brown Finale

A magnum opus of sex moves. A husband has a large fast food meal then downs a bunch of laxatives. Later that evening when his wife is ready for sex she has him lay down on the bed and she lifts his legs up and as Mozart plays he erupts with shit all over his wife’s face.

Greg said to his wife “Hey honey, I heard Paul and Linda tried that Brown finale move last night”
“Oh really that’s interesting”

by Xx_katzlover_xx lol October 17, 2019