Crumplestiltskin

Having a dishevelled appearance.

Dude, what you come as, crumplestiltskin?
I know, me mam forgot to put the wash in.

by Shuaman May 30, 2021

cromptchy

adjective. Describes something that is so crunk, it makes your brain feel like popcorn. Similar to FUBAR.

How even designed this software? It’s cromptchy!

by DisgruntledDev September 7, 2021

Crampton

crampton: to have family issues, a fat ass, and a bipolar personality

Your life is so fucked up, you must be a Crampton

by bitchmom November 8, 2021

crampton

crampton: to have family issues, a fat ass, and a bipolar personality

Your life is so fucked up you must be a Crampton

by bitchmom November 8, 2021

crumpety-mouthed

(of an actor) quite eccentric, illogical

the crumpety-mouthed character of Charles Dance

by Betaic November 8, 2021

Crompton

Your light in shining armor, silently fans away your worries with just the right kind of warmth

Dressed in blue, always there for you.
There'll always be a spark between us... ;)

You know you have found the one when they're like Crompton!

by Anonymous9274875t8734 November 24, 2021

crumpkim

Adjective to describe a huge female penis

You what a nice crumpkim cock you have

by Sexy little freaky boy November 27, 2021