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Term used to describe a person who acts like they are truly gods gift to the earth, when in reality they are a big piece of shit. Unfortuantly, this is a disease as well if the person actually thinks that they are amazing at everything and not just acting like it. Often resulting in violence.

I am CRAMPTON

I am sorry, but my room mate is suffering from Crampton

crampton by Mr Deluxe December 5, 2007

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Crampton

1. Shitter than shit.
2. An uncurable affliction comparable to AIDS/Cancer/Jeremy Kyle.
3. An egotistical chunk of shit.

A: "Mate, did you see that little girl get decapitated by the propellor?"

B: "Yeah man, totally crampton."

or

A: "Hitler was a crampton."

B: "Nah, he wasn't that bad!"

Crampton by Acedoug April 29, 2010

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crampton: to have family issues, a fat ass, and a bipolar personality

Your life is so fucked up you must be a Crampton

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Pete Crampton

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My new boyfriend is a propa' Pete Crampton.

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megan crampton

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That guy is such a Nick Crompton.

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