crampton 

Term used to describe a person who acts like they are truly gods gift to the earth, when in reality they are a big piece of shit. Unfortuantly, this is a disease as well if the person actually thinks that they are amazing at everything and not just acting like it. Often resulting in violence.

I am CRAMPTON

I am sorry, but my room mate is suffering from Crampton

crampton by Mr Deluxe December 5, 2007

Crampton 

1. Shitter than shit.
2. An uncurable affliction comparable to AIDS/Cancer/Jeremy Kyle.
3. An egotistical chunk of shit.

A: "Mate, did you see that little girl get decapitated by the propellor?"

B: "Yeah man, totally crampton."

or

A: "Hitler was a crampton."

B: "Nah, he wasn't that bad!"

Crampton by Acedoug April 29, 2010

Crampton 

crampton: to have family issues, a fat ass, and a bipolar personality

Your life is so fucked up, you must be a Crampton

Crampton by bitchmom November 8, 2021

crampton 

crampton: to have family issues, a fat ass, and a bipolar personality

Your life is so fucked up you must be a Crampton

crampton by bitchmom November 8, 2021

Pete Crampton 

A man of intelligence, handsome, well hung, astute.

My new boyfriend is a propa' Pete Crampton.

Pete Crampton by RevelBL February 4, 2010

megan crampton 

A very wierd but fruity girl. (Normally hornyish

"Omg, you are acting like megan crampton today!"

megan crampton by Klxvxr.xd January 25, 2022

Nick Crompton 

To not know the difference between countries and cities, and to wear raggedy-ass jean jackets.

That guy is such a Nick Crompton.

Nick Crompton by SuicidalGinger #01 July 27, 2017