Crampton

1. Shitter than shit.
2. An uncurable affliction comparable to AIDS/Cancer/Jeremy Kyle.
3. An egotistical chunk of shit.

A: "Mate, did you see that little girl get decapitated by the propellor?"

B: "Yeah man, totally crampton."

or

A: "Hitler was a crampton."

B: "Nah, he wasn't that bad!"

by Acedoug April 29, 2010

crampton

Term used to describe a person who acts like they are truly gods gift to the earth, when in reality they are a big piece of shit. Unfortuantly, this is a disease as well if the person actually thinks that they are amazing at everything and not just acting like it. Often resulting in violence.

I am CRAMPTON

I am sorry, but my room mate is suffering from Crampton

by Mr Deluxe December 5, 2007

Pete Crampton

A man of intelligence, handsome, well hung, astute.

My new boyfriend is a propa' Pete Crampton.

by RevelBL February 4, 2010

Crampton

crampton: to have family issues, a fat ass, and a bipolar personality

Your life is so fucked up, you must be a Crampton

by bitchmom November 8, 2021

crampton

crampton: to have family issues, a fat ass, and a bipolar personality

Your life is so fucked up you must be a Crampton

by bitchmom November 8, 2021

megan crampton

A very wierd but fruity girl. (Normally hornyish

"Omg, you are acting like megan crampton today!"

by Klxvxr.xd January 25, 2022