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check your neck

a phrase used as a warning to be on the look out for someone or a group of people whom are going to attack you. Used mainly among prisoners and street hoods to instill fear in a rival gang member or person whom they dislike.
best check your neck son
by marc June 20, 2006
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check the oil

before a male has any physical penal or oral contact with "strange" vagina, he must first "check the oil". a simple dip of the finger with a discreet sniff, sniff will do. if the oil needs changing the test finger should be jammed into the female's nostril. if not, have at it, til its done swoll.
yo gashmaster, what's that gnarly patch on your upper lip? didn't you check the oil before lickin the wound?

after checkin the oil, i told her to turn around for some puppy.
by buzz August 18, 2003
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Vibe Check

A Vibe check, or formerly, a viiiiiiibe check, is the conduction of an individual's vibe, done by one worthy of a Vibe licence (see below for details) with the Vibe-o-meter. If a willing participant makes the Vibe-o-meter go green, it means the participant is hereby deemed chill, and is awarded the exclusive Vibe Licence which needs to be renewed annually. Additional methods for receiving a Licence are to fist bump the Dwayne the Rock Johnson, own a 2007 Pontiac Vibe no longer in production, Figure out Obama's last name or get your YouTube video demonetized.
Hey man, I can see that you're vibing, allow me to conduct a certified vibe check.
by Edgy Cunt #1290219 October 23, 2019
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Discount double-check

When, in preparation of getting a blowjob from a streetwalker for $20 or less, you run your hand under the chin to check for an Adam's apple.
I was really drunk last night, but I remembered to perform a discount double-check before unzipping. Whew! Close one.
by Crab-eating Macaque December 7, 2012
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chech

To cry while masturbating and using the tears as lubricants.
I was so upset I went home and cheched myself to sleep.
by Anthony Dippolito August 21, 2007
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chechclear

The brutal execution of a young Russian soldier by Chechen Rebels. It depicts a man lying on his side while a knife is at his throat, then seconds later it is brought down into it. This video has become quite infamous due to the amount of gore and realism involved. You can find this video at Ogrish.com and similar websites. (You might want adjust the volume while you watch)
"I wanna pull a chechclear on that mofo!"
by Dolarhyde September 8, 2005
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Nipple Check

Process/procedure in which one determines the degree of nipple visibility relative to the ambient temperature, then signals the owner of the nipples in question as to the status of their tit-nipplyness using a two thumbs up/down scale. Thumbs up indicating that their nipples are NOT visible, and vice versa...
Hey, Maya... Nipple check! oooh... Sorry, u fail... (while giving two thumbs down)
by MVC March 19, 2003
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