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grumpkin

A woman no taller than five feet three inches tall and more than a few pounds overweight who would be cute if she lost a little weight. Often seen truck-truck-truckin' around.
Oh, there goes that lil' grumpkin truckin' around campus again.
by Marc November 17, 2003
mugGet the grumpkinmug.

Klanker

Noun. The butt of a person who farts a lot.
Bro, my klanker changes colors every other day.
by Marc April 3, 2005
mugGet the Klankermug.

shit the bed

1. verb. To die

2. verb. To become mechanically inoperable beyond the point of repair. See also, fucked, fubar.

entymology and usage: "shit the bed" comes from the unfortunate final humiliation when an animal's (yes, including human's) bowels completely relax at the point of death, causing the contents of the colon to be expelled. To use the term as a "euphamism" for biological death is considered to be in poor taste. It is more often colorfully used in definition 2.
1. That asshole Mr Jones never had a good word to say to anyone. At his funeral, the few attendees were secretly glad that he had shit the bed.

2. I was hoping that my car could be repaired, but the mechanic told me that it had shit the bed so I had it scrapped.
by Marc February 25, 2004
mugGet the shit the bedmug.

Packrat

Leonor Is such a packrat
by Marc March 4, 2004
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jibblies

n. uncomfortable feeling of dread or horror. esp. uncomfortable mental image.

Syn: willies, heebie jeebies, weirded out, creeped out

Ant: stoked, psyched

Ent: coined by the character StrongBad on www.homestarrunner.com
The thought of another minute sitting next to dat skank gave me da jibblies
by Marc December 11, 2003
mugGet the jibbliesmug.

Winecor

A fast eating scruffy suburbanite, often prone to fits of spontaneous laughter. Long fingernails are an additional feature.
Have you seen that Winecore over there?
How disgusting...
by Marc June 6, 2003
mugGet the Winecormug.

Ja Rule

1. A Fake Ass Nigger aka a Wanksta

2. Can't sing a song without a hook up (Ashanti) or himself being a hook up.

3. Sounds like the Cookie Monster.

4. Likes to pretend he is Hip Hop

5. When he is R&B

6. Likes to say "Murder" alot.

7. Likes to pretend to be 2Pac (Tupac) by either copying his style.

8. Or Copying off 50 Cent songs.

9. Or Busta Rhymes.

10. Probably hated by Fat Joe, D-Block but joined him to help him sell records. See below
New York - Ja Rule feaf Fat Joe, Jadakiss

Hook - Ja Rule
I got a hundred cookies, a hundred hook ups, Nigga I'm from New York (New York)
I got a semi-automatic song that I only sell by getting a Hook Up (Hook Up)
I got a hundred cookies, a hundred hook ups, Nigga I'm from New York (New York)
I got a semi-automatic song that I only sell by getting a Hook Up (Hook Up)
(You Know)
by Marc November 27, 2004
mugGet the Ja Rulemug.

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