MVC's definitions

Water Girl

Any haole (caucasian) girl attending a private highschool in Hawaii known as Punahou who drives one of the following-
Mommy's Expedition (or any SUV for that matter)
Any 2001 or later Volkswagen

The vehicle MUST be equipped with the following-
A. Surf Racks (With or without a brand new, unused, undersized shortboard or oversized longboard)
B. Kayak Racks (OPTIONAL)
C. Numerous quicksilver/roxy stickers
D. White vinyl hibiscus or hawaiian sea turtle window decals
E. Hawaiian print seat covers

I almost got rear ended by this water girl at the stoplight. She was obviously trying too hard to be "local" and got caught up in thinking about what she was going to tell her stupid punaho's about the waves today, even though she's never been surfing in her life.

by MVC March 21, 2003

hauna

The Hawaiian word for an unpleasant odor. More specifically, the act of stinking.

Ho, Brah! Whend da last time you wen wash yo bibadees? Da bugga is HAUNA!

by MVC June 3, 2003

Gyukaku

Similar to Bukkake, this is a Japanese sexual act where the male reaches emission without coitus. Unlike Bukkake, where the male ejaculates directly onto the female (usually the facial area), in the practice of Gyukaku, the male will ejaculate onto a hot charcoal fire. The girl must then inhale the fumes.

Last night I took Kumi home and fired up the hibachi. The Gyukaku was awesome. She took in that steam cloud like a champ.

by MVC December 4, 2009

shi shi

urine, urinating- the act of, urinated

I got sprayed with shi shi... I have to go shi shi... I just made shi shi

by MVC November 16, 2003

hojeez

A mistake or error. Usually the result of a stupid action.

Aww crap... I think i made a hojeez...

by MVC March 18, 2003

moke

Anyone (Usually of Hawaiian ancestry) who actively participates in one or more of the following moke activities-
Surfing
Bodyboarding
Bodysurfing with McDonalds Tray
Hawaiian Canoe Paddling
Driving a Lifted Pickup
Listening to Reggae/Jawaiian Music
Playing an ukulele
Stealing shoes/slippahs
Smoking Weed

There is one mandatory qualification though... For one to be a full fledged "moke", one must be well versed if not fluent in pidgin english.

Ho, Brah... U such a moke, cuz...

by MVC March 19, 2003

buzzbuzzderr

A strange and annoying noise frequently made by a one "Michael Dunn".

buzbuzzderr.... i wish i was a dolphin...

by MVC June 3, 2003