john kerry

a man who tried to run for president in 2004, but lost to now president George in the very controversial election. kerry is a man whose followers were supporting an idiotic loser. sen. kerry planned to tax the crap out of the middle class, and make great health coverage available to people who had none, because they couldnt afford the basic healthcare in the first place.
John Kerry is a man with irrational and impractical ideas of how to run massachusettes, let alone The United States of America.
by pc games rule May 25, 2005
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john kerry

Democratic loser who lost the election because American's are too smart to vote for the divise,rights eroding Demo-crazies!!!!
Pack up your ketchup and head on home ya loser!
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John Kerry

1. A monument in North Vietnam next to a similar monument of Jane Fonda (Hanoi Jane), thanking him for his war protesting back in the United States which the Vietnamese believed helped them win the Vietnam war by destroying United States morale at home and causing people to spit on soldiers and call them baby killers when they didn't know what the fuck actually went on in Vietnam when women and children would walk up to soldiers with bombs strapped to them.
2. An idiot who marries rich women to help advance his career.
3. A candidate in the 2004 election who doesn't stand for anything and only attacks President Bush about what Bush has done wrong and not how Kerry will fix it himself.
I wouldn't vote for Kerry, even if I was bent over and forced to take it in the ass.
by Stud October 15, 2004
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John Kerry: When we went in, there were 3 countries: Great Britain, Austrailia, and the United States. That's not a grand coalition. We can do better.

Well, actually, he forgot Poland!
by MISTER OWNINATOR November 07, 2006
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somebody who hasnt a clue of whats going on around him...obviously the only people who look on this site are democrats...they have no clue. But at least they can decide where they stand on issues, unlike yours truely, John Kerry. And how many of you democrats have gotten a splinter and wanted a purple heart for it?
owww...a splinter, but that bullet almost hit me...waaaa!!!
by Boekenoogen May 05, 2005
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when a selfish guy nominates himself for a purple heart when his wound is a little scratch
i wanted 2 be considered a war hero

so i pulled a john kerry
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John Kerry

The worst possible retarded fucker candidate in the world. He ran against Bush in 2004 and rightfully lost. A much better candidate than Albert Gore in 2000, but a fucker none the less.
Damn it! Kerry won! Damn! Here come the Taliban to kill us!
by Rob March 13, 2005
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