Definitions by lemonpartyfan

president 

either some giant douche or some turd sandwich as said in south park

except for ronald reagan

presidents suck up to make it far in politics

president by lemonpartyfan April 12, 2007

john kerry 

when a selfish guy nominates himself for a purple heart when his wound is a little scratch

i wanted 2 be considered a war hero

so i pulled a john kerry

john kerry by lemonpartyfan April 12, 2007

hillary clinton 

biggest, ugliest dike in the world

total suck up 2 the media

stays with a cheating husband so she can run for president

The 666 beast that will cause armageddon

hillary clinton has a snuke in her snizz

hillary clinton by lemonpartyfan April 12, 2007

john edwards 

a man who is sexually attracted to john kerry

he also cares more about becoming president than being with his own family

john edwards tried to feel down kerry's leg

john edwards by lemonpartyfan April 12, 2007

bill clinton 

this biggest ass in america besides marcos (guy who left 2nd definition)
Not only did the idiot cheat on his wife hillary (or should i say husband?) by recieving it orally, he also didnt give a damn about cuba pointing nuclear weapons at America (were lucky we didnt get bombed)
Bill is responsible for saddam having weapons of mass destruction when Bill thought it would be "rude" 2 search Iraq
because of him, saddam still had nukes and with them bombed the world trade centers

How do people talk about how bad Bush is when our last president was Bill Clinton?

bill clinton by lemonpartyfan April 12, 2007

george bush 

I guy who fights in what he belives in and doesnt suck up to the media (like hillary).

doesnt listen 2 any liberal assholes

critisized by many who wish they could be in his shoes

killed the evil fucker saddam hussain

helped the country during 9/11 crisis

George bush is the president.

george bush by lemonpartyfan April 4, 2007