john Kerry 

a liberal senator who is the democratic representative for the presidential election. He is also the biggest jerk-off ever. He should pack up and take his two-faced ass to France where he will fit in. Him and edwards hug more then any couple i've ever seen and in europe its okay for men to kiss each other.

His whole Career as a politician

john Kerry by t-money August 18, 2006

john kerry 

Democratic loser who lost the election because American's are too smart to vote for the divise,rights eroding Demo-crazies!!!!

Pack up your ketchup and head on home ya loser!

john kerry by It's Democracy in action,Demo-crazies!!!! August 18, 2006

John Kerry 

1. A monument in North Vietnam next to a similar monument of Jane Fonda (Hanoi Jane), thanking him for his war protesting back in the United States which the Vietnamese believed helped them win the Vietnam war by destroying United States morale at home and causing people to spit on soldiers and call them baby killers when they didn't know what the fuck actually went on in Vietnam when women and children would walk up to soldiers with bombs strapped to them.
2. An idiot who marries rich women to help advance his career.
3. A candidate in the 2004 election who doesn't stand for anything and only attacks President Bush about what Bush has done wrong and not how Kerry will fix it himself.

I wouldn't vote for Kerry, even if I was bent over and forced to take it in the ass.

John Kerry by Stud August 18, 2006

John Kerry 

Well actually he forgot Poland!

John Kerry: When we went in, there were 3 countries: Great Britain, Austrailia, and the United States. That's not a grand coalition. We can do better.

Well, actually, he forgot Poland!

John Kerry by MISTER OWNINATOR November 8, 2006

John Kerry 

somebody who hasnt a clue of whats going on around him...obviously the only people who look on this site are democrats...they have no clue. But at least they can decide where they stand on issues, unlike yours truely, John Kerry. And how many of you democrats have gotten a splinter and wanted a purple heart for it?

owww...a splinter, but that bullet almost hit me...waaaa!!!

John Kerry by Boekenoogen August 18, 2006

john kerry 

when a selfish guy nominates himself for a purple heart when his wound is a little scratch

i wanted 2 be considered a war hero

so i pulled a john kerry

john kerry by lemonpartyfan April 12, 2007

John Kerry 

The worst possible retarded fucker candidate in the world. He ran against Bush in 2004 and rightfully lost. A much better candidate than Albert Gore in 2000, but a fucker none the less.

Damn it! Kerry won! Damn! Here come the Taliban to kill us!

John Kerry by Rob August 18, 2006