Mountain Time

When someone is late for a meeting and the general assumption is they were a) banging someone, b) batin in the bathroom, or c) any other sexual activity, they are said to be on Mountain Time - irrespective of their actual time zone.

Gary: Who are we waiting on?
Gladys: Lefty, again.
Laurence: Darn him. He's always late.
Steve: Bitch is probably batin' - I'll go check the stalls.
Gladys: Steve - language!
Steve: The dude has KY on his desk! He's on motherfuckin' Mountain Time!

by okparts August 14, 2014

cocaine mountain

A place where a person goes when they are completely out of it. Also known meth boulevard. Or limbo.

I went to cocaine mountain when i did meth

by CocaineMountain November 22, 2013

mountain tickler

To replace a traditional "mustache ride" for men with beards instead of mustaches who want their partner to sit on their face.

Who wants a mountain tickler?

by Dwight d Eisenhauer February 6, 2015

wolf mountain

a club of 2 or more mountain bikers who regularly slap penises and have bitch fights to establish their Wolf pack.

a new rider joined Wolf mountain today.

by philistine March 4, 2015

Cougar Mountain

A middle school

Girl 1: what school do you go to
Girl 2: cougar mountain

by sparkles_unicorn_magic_littttt October 25, 2018

Rocky mountains

We use the term Rocky Mountains when referring to either selling or doing crack. Because of the reference to crack rocks =Rocky mountains

You wanna go skiing in the Rocky Mountains or you wanna go to Alpine Valley?? Either way it'll take me an hour to get there!

by Tommy Spoonz Chicago Tommy74 May 29, 2018

sugar mountain

When one performs oral sex on a phallic object that is sweet.

"I just did a sugar mountain on Brenda the other day with a fudge popsicle."

by jared, 19 July 5, 2019