Definitions by buddysmoken

scrotum fingers 

Basically any male that scratches his nuts a lot.constantly having you're hands down your pants will give you scrotum fingers.

"Man check scrotum fingers he keeps playing with his junk bet his hand smells like cheese"

" scrotum fingers just touchef food "

scrotum fingers by buddysmoken December 23, 2013

carpet diver 

A carpet diver is generaly a gay female, but can also include any male who eats vagina.

Dude Don't buy that girl a drink she's a carpet diver
You dont have a chance

carpet diver by buddysmoken December 23, 2013

mountain trash 

bassically any broke northern cali medicnal marijuana grower.these guys are the help not the owners of property,they typically live in tents or broke down rvs.generally the have no money and will drink all your beer.

man i went to this hill to trim and the mountain trash drank all my beer and whiskey.

mountain trash by buddysmoken December 18, 2013