carpet diver

A carpet diver is generaly a gay female, but can also include any male who eats vagina.

Dude Don't buy that girl a drink she's a carpet diver
You dont have a chance

by buddysmoken December 24, 2013

mountain trash

bassically any broke northern cali medicnal marijuana grower.these guys are the help not the owners of property,they typically live in tents or broke down rvs.generally the have no money and will drink all your beer.

man i went to this hill to trim and the mountain trash drank all my beer and whiskey.

by buddysmoken December 19, 2013

scrotum fingers

Basically any male that scratches his nuts a lot.constantly having you're hands down your pants will give you scrotum fingers.

"Man check scrotum fingers he keeps playing with his junk bet his hand smells like cheese"

" scrotum fingers just touchef food "

by buddysmoken December 24, 2013