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Mountain Time

When someone is late for a meeting and the general assumption is they were a) banging someone, b) batin in the bathroom, or c) any other sexual activity, they are said to be on Mountain Time - irrespective of their actual time zone.
Gary: Who are we waiting on?
Gladys: Lefty, again.
Laurence: Darn him. He's always late.
Steve: Bitch is probably batin' - I'll go check the stalls.
Gladys: Steve - language!
Steve: The dude has KY on his desk! He's on motherfuckin' Mountain Time!
by okparts August 14, 2014
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Mountain Top

When a girl is giving you Top and she has her hair in a bun and you cum on top of her bun.
Yo how was Jessica?

She was great man. She let me give her a Mountain Top
by Mr.Hopps Worthington January 26, 2021
mugGet the Mountain Topmug.

Trevor "The Mountain"

Trevor has turned the rock in to the pebble. He is the mountain. He is the most jacked man, even more jacked then Arnold, Dwayne Johnson, and John Cena. This man can lift a tank.
by chewar May 17, 2022
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Snowcapping the Mountains

When one is feeling rather filthy and enjoying a poo so much that after creating a mountain of brown, One 'caps' it with a snow cap of sperm
'Just gonna nip to the shitter to get snowcapping the mountains'
by Adam - first man to get laid September 24, 2012
mugGet the Snowcapping the Mountainsmug.

Inverted Mountain

“Omg he’s such an inverted mountain!”
I know right!”
by Anonymousbeansprout September 17, 2021
mugGet the Inverted Mountainmug.

Mountain Muncher

Anyone who eats fat girl's pussy.
Seth went straight mountain Muncher on that bitch.
by Craveman1989 May 9, 2020
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mountain bull

dude i got so crunk at the Bergh estate off mountain bull.
by Christian12 September 12, 2009
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