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Dank Humor

A subset of humor that defecates on society's morals and misfortunes.
The only things stopping me from suicide are the Teletubbies and dank humor.
by wanuki April 21, 2018
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humpty dumpty hands

Being incredibly clumsy with your hands, capable of fucking shit up with the most simple tasks
Wow, never invite Jake to our parties again
Yeah man, that guy has humpty dumpty hands

Holy shit did Adam just knock over all the dishes? That crash was bigger than his humpty dumpty hands
by AttacksBlacks July 9, 2010
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human wasteland

Someone who is beyond blackout drunk, yet somehow still awake and interacting with other people. The rare step a few special people can reach between "totally wasted" and "hospitalized". Usually requires a party or event of shit show proportions.
"Did you see that kid almost fall into the campfire last night? He didn't even notice it! Man, he was a human wasteland."
by Jon Henry May 2, 2006
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humungeous

adj: Word used only to describe the biggest of big. Used to describe the body parts of self and or others.
!!!Caution use with discretion!!!
I have this humungeous mole on my left cheek, and i dont mean on my face.
The behind on that chick is humungeous.
by THECECIL February 26, 2008
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Humpfilia

A disease that makes people hump other people with no apparent reason.

Symptoms:
1. A desire to hump anyone you know or you don't know.
2. Uncontrollably pelvis movements.
3. Hornyness.

There's no cure or treatment for this disease. Live with it.
- OMG! A person with humpfilia is humping me! What should I do?
- Just stay there dude. Flow with it.

*hump* *hump *hump*
by Holy Crap Z e r o August 22, 2009
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Humbuggler

When someone kills or steals the Christmas spirit with a bad attitude, ruining the cheer around them.
It was a lovely Christmas until my uncle announced to the children that Santa wasn't real. He's such a Humbuggler!
by Thegranitehills December 13, 2009
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Human traffic lights

A flashing device fitted to a pole near passport control units in airports, land border crossings, and sea ports, which halts illegal human traffic.

Implemented by government agencies, such as the UK Home Office, as a result of national immigration policy.
The large articulated lorry, with a container full of illegal north Korean immigrant labour, was forced to wait at some human traffic lights at Dover passport control when they showed red.
by dewexdewex January 2, 2010
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