by wanuki April 21, 2018
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Yeah man, that guy has humpty dumpty hands
Holy shit did Adam just knock over all the dishes? That crash was bigger than his humpty dumpty hands
Yeah man, that guy has humpty dumpty hands
Holy shit did Adam just knock over all the dishes? That crash was bigger than his humpty dumpty hands
by AttacksBlacks July 9, 2010
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Someone who is beyond blackout drunk, yet somehow still awake and interacting with other people. The rare step a few special people can reach between "totally wasted" and "hospitalized". Usually requires a party or event of shit show proportions.
"Did you see that kid almost fall into the campfire last night? He didn't even notice it! Man, he was a human wasteland."
by Jon Henry May 2, 2006
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!!!Caution use with discretion!!!
!!!Caution use with discretion!!!
I have this humungeous mole on my left cheek, and i dont mean on my face.
The behind on that chick is humungeous.
The behind on that chick is humungeous.
by THECECIL February 26, 2008
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Symptoms:
1. A desire to hump anyone you know or you don't know.
2. Uncontrollably pelvis movements.
3. Hornyness.
There's no cure or treatment for this disease. Live with it.
Symptoms:
1. A desire to hump anyone you know or you don't know.
2. Uncontrollably pelvis movements.
3. Hornyness.
There's no cure or treatment for this disease. Live with it.
- OMG! A person with humpfilia is humping me! What should I do?
- Just stay there dude. Flow with it.
*hump* *hump *hump*
- Just stay there dude. Flow with it.
*hump* *hump *hump*
by Holy Crap Z e r o August 22, 2009
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It was a lovely Christmas until my uncle announced to the children that Santa wasn't real. He's such a Humbuggler!
by Thegranitehills December 13, 2009
Get the Humbuggler mug.A flashing device fitted to a pole near passport control units in airports, land border crossings, and sea ports, which halts illegal human traffic.
Implemented by government agencies, such as the UK Home Office, as a result of national immigration policy.
Implemented by government agencies, such as the UK Home Office, as a result of national immigration policy.
The large articulated lorry, with a container full of illegal north Korean immigrant labour, was forced to wait at some human traffic lights at Dover passport control when they showed red.
by dewexdewex January 2, 2010
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