blackout drunk

When you get sooo friggin drunk, that the next morning you cannot begin to recollect the actions that you were involved in the night before.

Possible Actions: You Got Gang Banged (& possibly impregnated depending on your sex), You Knucked n Bucked...basically anything.

Drunk: Why does my ass hurt?

Friend: Dude I think you got blackout drunk.

Drunk: Noooooo.....I've been Gang Banged!!!!

by Joe Pulo February 17, 2009

Near-Blackout Drunk

When someone has more than five shots of alcohol but hasn't blacked out yet.

Dude look at Steven; he's had so much to drink so far but is only at the near-blackout drunk point.

by surganyolo October 1, 2012