mook

Someone who farts in the bathtub and bites the bubbles

Your breath smells like farts. Are you a mook?

by Hannibal Cannabis February 28, 2018

Mook

A nuclear cow

Look at the mook!

by Wiiiiinnnnnsssstttttoooonnnn October 24, 2019

Mook

A slur used mostly for ignorant Italians.

1)Giovanni, would you shut up you fuckin' mook!

2)Lookidiss fuckin' mook bastid

by pseudonym faggotry August 4, 2008

mook

A New York-ism, derived from the English/Irish slang, "moke," for donkey. A contemptible person capable of criminal behavior who is best avoided.

"You mooks gedda fuggouta heah or I'll lock ya's up."

by geoffharvard May 19, 2015

Mook

a Class A Idiot

now before we get carried away thinking this word is new, very much not, i'ts said in 100's of classic TV shows and movies, from Stooges to Gleason, in the three Stooges its been used in the same way we use it today, they even went so far as to use it as the names of characters

Moe Howard as Dr. Mook Schlepper

by Cosmic Pope July 24, 2010

mooked

To be high as fuck off some killer.

I was so mooked last night that I knocked out an undercover for trying to sell me some poop ass schwag.

by Dro April 11, 2004

Mook

Noun: when the bowl of a bong is loaded with tobacco and either with or without weed

Verb: To smoke a bowl of tobacco with or without weed

Man she just had a seizure from clearing that entire mook bowl

by Mook Lord July 19, 2016