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mooping

The act of masturbating and pooping simultaneously; the lonely version of a blumpkin
Kevin is in the bathroom mooping.
by IrDewey June 12, 2009
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Mooping

Mooping is a demon sucking farts from the hosts ass for a whole year through a small bendy straw.
"I've been saving a years worth of farts for my mooping"
by Junior "Bones" October 16, 2016
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mooping

whilst mooning someone the mooner takes a poop.
dude, mark was mooping last night and got poop all on this guys windshield - he was pissed.
by bubbap October 6, 2011
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Mooping

Masturbating while pooping, usually to dog porn.
That Arab guy really likes mooping to dogs.
by Real_Shmians_Dont_Die March 14, 2020
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mooping

The act of picking up human garbage for the greater good of the planet.
I am going mooping. I am going to pick up those beer bottles that the dunks left last night in the forest.
by nonloverofstupid September 13, 2020
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Mooping

Is a what you get when you combine masturbating and pooping
Josh: ‘Dan has been taking forever in the bathroom
Greg: ‘He better not be in there doing that Mooping shit again!!’
by wesleybyrd666777 May 28, 2024
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Meep Mooping

You feeling a bit cray cray, and a bit moopy, so you start meep mooping.
Gals be meep mooping everyday, @bbylicous.com fr so slay
by TopJorker June 21, 2023
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