baffl

Best
Asian
Friend
For
Life

Eva is my BAFFL

by Bloody Albo April 26, 2015

head baffling

when anything or anyone starts doing/saying something that just totally confuses you.

yo man this shit is head baffling

by Densoflux October 29, 2007

blasfamous

The act of becoming famous by using blasphemy.

Richard Dawkins is blasfamous for his denouncement of god and his unbelief in the supernatural.

Grilled Jesus is blasfamous for his blog and twitter updates blaspheming the religious.

by Grilled Jesus March 23, 2009

baffooning

the act of yelling at drunken baffoons at or around bar close. usually from the window of an automobile but can also be done via walking.

"hey man, hop in the car lets go baffooning. its close to bar close!"

by Jose~Cuervo March 27, 2010

pap baffle

The placing of toilet tissue within the toilet bowl in order to reduce the noise made from faeces hitting the water

god damn it, no one wants to hear yourdepth charge's, lay down a pap baffle!

by Maddog May 23, 2004

Blaft

Cute, clever, mischevious, rebellious, furry, or some combination thereof.

"Last night, my dog ate the latch off of the liquor cabinet and got in and drank all my whiskey." "Aww, he's blaft."

by <mr. fronk> April 17, 2006

BLAF

Built Like A Fighter. A term sometimes used to refer to UFC President Dana White. An article once described White as being "built like a fighter".

Guy #1: BLAF came out and called Tito a puss for ducking their sparring match.

Guy #2: BLAF? Who's that?

Guy #1: Dana White, dude.

by Kyle April 24, 2007