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baffling 

Shocking, appalling, straight up jaw dropping
It was baffling to see goody two shoes Susie dress like a skanky whore to school.
baffling by slushxlush August 28, 2006
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When they are going on about the dumbest shit ever
" What are you baffling about, little bro?"
Baffling by I never baffle March 24, 2026
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When they are going on about the stupidest or most confusing shit
"Is a whale shark a shark or a whale?" -real quote
" What are you baffling about, little bro?"

" She was talking about how boys with J's are cute. Josh, Jack, John, Judaism, Jews, Jake." - real quote
" She's just baffling."
Baffling by I never baffle March 24, 2026

head baffling 

when anything or anyone starts doing/saying something that just totally confuses you.
head baffling by Densoflux October 29, 2007

Baffing Spoon 

1. Golf Nomenclature for the highest loftet wood the Baffing Spoon is excellent for getting out of tight, difficult situations
While playing a round with a friend I could see the hole but had a difficult line up with my ball in the base of a bush. So I whipped out my Baffing Spoon and belted right up the middle where it landed on the plush mound behind the hole.

Buffling 

A contraction of the words "Business" and Waffling." def: To incessantly use office jargon, such as 'thinking outside the box', in a non-work setting.
Stop Buffling Tom, we are not all singing from the same hymn sheet in the pub!
Buffling by M_D_o_0 December 16, 2008
the act of being best friends for life, while craft timing, swimming in lakes, making gangs, etc.
'where are amanda and alex.?'
'probably bffling, like usual.'
bffling by bfflcuntwhore January 23, 2010
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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