An internet condition caused by not finding the content your looking for and/or someone disrespecting your freedom of thought causing sadness and boredom.

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I have blasphemic boredom syndrome

Blasphemic boredom syndrome by Monty.... November 16, 2021

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blasphemian

A super heavy song by English deathcore band Infant Annihilator.

Fan 1: "I love deathcore, Suicide Silence is the best!"
Fan 2: "No dude, Infant Annihilator is so much better, Blasphemian is their best song!"

blasphemian by anonymous October 20, 2022

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Blasphemion

A type of man who loves boats. A type of man who gets off to boats.

Person 1: I love boats they make me hard.
Person 2: Ugh!! you're SUCH a blasphemion!!
Person 1: What the fuck does that mean?

Blasphemion by ILoveMyAK47 January 13, 2024

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stove

Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.

'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'

stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004

Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

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