Maddog's definitions

Intimate rest

to masturbate one's self in private

Yeah, i'm just off to have myself a quick intimate rest

by Maddog May 22, 2004

pap baffle

The placing of toilet tissue within the toilet bowl in order to reduce the noise made from faeces hitting the water

god damn it, no one wants to hear yourdepth charge's, lay down a pap baffle!

by Maddog May 23, 2004

Lliswerry tash

Early top lip facial hair growth

Why do all pikeys sport a lliswerry tash?

by Maddog May 22, 2004

depth charge

Occurs when faeces is passed with such pace/strain that upon hitting the water, the said faeces behaves like a depth charge fired from a warship.

Fire in the hole!

by Maddog May 23, 2004

Trumpitized

Being traumatized by acts and/or statements made by a Narcissistic clown.

I was watching the news and was trumpitized by Donald Trumph's tweets.

by Maddog July 10, 2017

cider enema

the introduction of cider to the rectum to evacuate the bowels and kill parasitic worms

have you a tried a cider enema for that yet?

by Maddog May 22, 2004

alt-orange

Refers to Donald Trump and his supporters.

People who work at Fox News are members of the alt-orange.

by Maddog August 17, 2017