Maddog's definitions

Intimate rest

to masturbate one's self in private

Yeah, i'm just off to have myself a quick intimate rest

by Maddog May 22, 2004

pap baffle

The placing of toilet tissue within the toilet bowl in order to reduce the noise made from faeces hitting the water

god damn it, no one wants to hear yourdepth charge's, lay down a pap baffle!

by Maddog May 23, 2004

depth charge

Occurs when faeces is passed with such pace/strain that upon hitting the water, the said faeces behaves like a depth charge fired from a warship.

Fire in the hole!

by Maddog May 23, 2004

Lliswerry tash

Early top lip facial hair growth

Why do all pikeys sport a lliswerry tash?

by Maddog May 22, 2004

MXC

1) Abbreviation to Most Extreme Elimination Challenge.
2) A show on TNN (also known as Spike TV) where Japanese people do stupid stuff and usually end up hurting themselves.

Yo, dawg, did you see that MXC where that girl got hit in the face with a soccer ball?

by MaDDoG August 23, 2003

alt-orange

Refers to Donald Trump and his supporters.

People who work at Fox News are members of the alt-orange.

by Maddog August 17, 2017

cider enema

the introduction of cider to the rectum to evacuate the bowels and kill parasitic worms

have you a tried a cider enema for that yet?

by Maddog May 22, 2004