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Intimate rest

to masturbate one's self in private
Yeah, i'm just off to have myself a quick intimate rest
by Maddog May 22, 2004
mugGet the Intimate restmug.

Valley Commando

Youths from the South Wales valleys out in local towns local for female company. Often seen with a toothbrush in the top pocket.
The Friday night valley commandoes are on the razzle again.
by Maddog May 22, 2004
mugGet the Valley Commandomug.

Trumpitized

Being traumatized by acts and/or statements made by a Narcissistic clown.
I was watching the news and was trumpitized by Donald Trumph's tweets.
by Maddog July 10, 2017
mugGet the Trumpitizedmug.

machinegunner

Given to a man/woman who has the duty to pleasure two girls at once using his fingers making a machine-gun like motion whilst in the process.
WOW! that guy is a real machinegunner look at him pleasure those bitches
by Maddog August 25, 2003
mugGet the machinegunnermug.

pap baffle

The placing of toilet tissue within the toilet bowl in order to reduce the noise made from faeces hitting the water
god damn it, no one wants to hear yourdepth charge's, lay down a pap baffle!
by Maddog May 23, 2004
mugGet the pap bafflemug.

Bodog

Damn, I put a grand on the Lakers last night at BoDog, & the pistons smoked em!
by Maddog June 26, 2004
mugGet the Bodogmug.

Community Workshop

The coming together of minds to create spiritual music
Your local community workshop, a hot bed for unsigned musical talent
by Maddog May 22, 2004
mugGet the Community Workshopmug.

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