Insured

The act of getting fucked by an insurance company who declines to pay an injured victim for the sake of its profit margin.

Ed was injured in an accident when he was T-boned by Frank who ran a red light at the intersection. Ed was then insured by Mercury Insurance (Frank's insurance) who offered him $250 to get lost.

by Maddog May 21, 2014

Community Workshop

The coming together of minds to create spiritual music

Your local community workshop, a hot bed for unsigned musical talent

by Maddog May 22, 2004

cider enema

the introduction of cider to the rectum to evacuate the bowels and kill parasitic worms

have you a tried a cider enema for that yet?

by Maddog May 22, 2004

depth charge

Occurs when faeces is passed with such pace/strain that upon hitting the water, the said faeces behaves like a depth charge fired from a warship.

Fire in the hole!

by Maddog May 23, 2004

Pubes in Batter

Onion bhaji

mmmm, i just love to eat pubes in batter

by Maddog May 22, 2004

Bodog

An online betting site.

Damn, I put a grand on the Lakers last night at BoDog, & the pistons smoked em!

by Maddog June 26, 2004

Valley Commando

Youths from the South Wales valleys out in local towns local for female company. Often seen with a toothbrush in the top pocket.

The Friday night valley commandoes are on the razzle again.

by Maddog May 22, 2004