widebodied suffragette

A fat, bespectacled, disgruntled, activist, lesbian usually seen dressed in drab unisex attire and bitching in some media forum. read: angry, dyke, treehugger

"Oh, that widebodied suffragette was in front of city council again last night, bitching about park usage."

by Uncle Krusty January 31, 2008

wanderlust

An uncontrollable desire to immerse yourself in adventure and lose yourself in the world.
It's an incurable disease that consumes your soul and destroys your bank account.

It wasn't the falling elephant, rabies, or broken bones that killed him, it was wanderlust.

by Bearfoot Gypsy March 23, 2017

wideboy

standard kingsize rizla instead of slims. allows for a wider but shorter joint.

guy a: hey man, can i bill up?
guy b: sure, i only got wideboys though
guy a: dont worry about it then

by RABBiT:) March 12, 2009

America the Poor: A Wanderers Tale

A unique autobiography, written by a modern day prophet. Also referred to as the New Bible. In essense, vol one is about a genius poor abused boy growing up in Buffalo NY. Wanders the city getting into strange adventures and tragedies, then goes insane, and gets committed to an mental asylum for years, then ends up homeless for over 35 years wandering across all of america's cities. Eventually getting into crazy impossible adventures, and surviving by his wits and strength of will and refusal to give up and die.

Vol Two is about My strange life story continued. My committment and imprisonment in an insane asylum for the young at 13, and all the colorful and crazy loonies I befriended there, including many of their stories as well. An insane, tragic, weird and funny tale.

America the Poor: A Wanderers Tale is an epic work, destined to change the world in a very important way.

by Professorjpj January 30, 2022

wide stance

A term that a closet homosexual who has been publicly outed uses in order to deny his homosexuality.

Senator Larry Craig was not soliciting an undercover policeman for sex in an airport bathroom. He simply uses a wide stance.

by Craigsfan October 7, 2007

Wendel

The act of being raped (usually up the ass) by a friend or loved one, often in the handi-caped stall at a McDonalds restroom.

Billy never trusted James after he Wendled him at the local MiccyD's!

by Dr. Longwanger October 22, 2004

Wender

A socially awkward, bureaucratic, patronizing, esentric and douchy principal.
*Generally one who doesn't fit in at the institution

'Bro- my principal is such a Gaffen!'

'Yo- you saying you basically got a Wender as a principal?'

by Spicy time April 9, 2017