by Franklin Stanford May 3, 2008
Get the wind bombsmug. A derivative of the phrase, "Blowin' in the wind," which itself was coined by singer-songwriter Bob Dylan in his hit song of the same name. Whereas people use the original phrase to respond to profound societal and political questions, "Wankin' in the wind" is used in situations where the answer to a question is so painfully obvious that even someone foolish enough to masturbate in public would be able to answer it.
Person #1: When's the Fourth of July?
Person #2: Bro, you serious? The answer is wankin' in the wind!
Person #3: Arnold, did you hear that dumbass Barry in math class today?
Person #4: No! What'd he say?
Person #3: Dude, he asked the teacher what 30/6 is.
Person #4: HAH! Holy shit, what a moron. The answer was wankin' in the wind!
Person #2: Bro, you serious? The answer is wankin' in the wind!
Person #3: Arnold, did you hear that dumbass Barry in math class today?
Person #4: No! What'd he say?
Person #3: Dude, he asked the teacher what 30/6 is.
Person #4: HAH! Holy shit, what a moron. The answer was wankin' in the wind!
by Like, An Actual Linguist July 1, 2017
Get the wankin' in the windmug. When you are completely exposed either literally or to laughter, jokes and ridicule from friends and enemies alike in a comical fashion.
Me: Ayo, you seen what happened to Jackson?
Them: yup. His girl was letting the clip go about his stroke game.
Me: damn, had that man out here cheeks to the wind.
Them: she was wylin for that.
Them: yup. His girl was letting the clip go about his stroke game.
Me: damn, had that man out here cheeks to the wind.
Them: she was wylin for that.
by TravWilly August 1, 2020
Get the Cheeks to the windmug. loaded messages disseminated in order to produce an emotional rather than rational response to the information presented. The desired result is a change of the cognitive narrative of the subject in the target audience. Related to "propaganda"
"I'll go with the candidate that is least blown about by the ohmigosh winds and at the same time addresses the largest concerns of America"
or...
"Knowing him as well as she did, she was was hardly affected by the ohmigosh winds circulating about his integrity"
or...
"Knowing him as well as she did, she was was hardly affected by the ohmigosh winds circulating about his integrity"
by Generica McPlainwrap March 21, 2008
Get the ohmigosh winds mug. by All Bets Hedged February 17, 2020
Get the Trade Windsmug. Dude, do you smell something?
Yeah, like somebody farted
I think it was the guy next to the fan, he just made some nasty tainted wind
What an asshole
Yeah, like somebody farted
I think it was the guy next to the fan, he just made some nasty tainted wind
What an asshole
by not ur dad but doin ur mom October 1, 2013
Get the tainted windmug. by oof its zoma on youtube November 8, 2019
Get the wind outsmug.