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When a person sticks there own hand down their pants and massage the tip of his penis, Usually done when wearing sweat pants. This action is usually found to be practiced mostly on a college campus.
" Yo man is that guy windelling?" Guy 1
"Your damn right i am" Windeller

"Yo im just gonna windell at kwantlen today"
Windell by Mark-o-o-o September 29, 2006
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Wintellectual

A portmanteau of wit and intellectual. A wintellectual is a person who is in possession of both wit and intellect. It's a rare combination of human traits usually found in people who are either homosexuals; or heterosexuals who have experimented with homosexuality. They usually have a huge fan following on social networking sites like Facebook and Twitter and are often quoted by dullards and lesser beings for the purpose of getting laid. Wintellectuals are immensely erudite and articulate and have so much gravitas about them that every time they fart, it causes their fanboys to fap furiously.
Benjamin (Political Philosophy student at Oxford): Did you read Stephen Fry's amusing article in The Guardian about women and sexuality?

Maximus (Oriental Studies student at SOAS): Oh yes. I happen to follow him on Twitter. He tweeted a link to that. Must say he is one wintellectual ass bandit. fap fap fap.
Wintellectual by Grandmaster UZ December 3, 2010
He’s too cute you can’t even handle how cute he is and he can fuck you so good you never want it to end. He’s so sweet and looks like he’s so sweet and is the sweetest boy you will ever meet and know how to treat his girlfriend right and once he finds love he will want them to be his true love he’s a very sexy guy once you meet him you will never let go of him for how he is
“Bro wendell is so sexy if fuck him” “he is so perfect with his girlfriend” “ BRO HES SO HOT “
Wendell by Iloveyouhoe July 20, 2019

Wintelligence 

(noun) The intellect needed to outsmart others in arguments, bashes, verbal fights, etc.
Jim was known for his wintelligence: insulting people without them even knowing.
Wintelligence by woahitswilliam August 6, 2012

wendell krinn highschool 

a school full of fags and emos with motor oil lip stick and dog collars, also a lot of nerds at this school and retards, girls would easily get dress coded and be forced to wear a neon green shirt bigger than them, it’s literally the definition of fag, hence the nickname “gaytech”
wendell krinn highschool- school of fags, emos, and nerds that were forced to come here by they’re parents
wendell krinn highschool by nigman999 September 8, 2021

Wandelloth 

A Wandelloth is a cross-bred cold-climate species of Wandella created with genetic engineering between a Woolly Mammoth and a Wandella Equipped with wands for fingers and covered with a very thick covering of hair.
Hence, a large, tusk equipped, thickly covered hairy man who stands around, who works at the airport.
"Dad, it's freezing outside. All those rampers are working so hard to turn that plane. Wait! what is that hairy sack of meat standing around watching everyone else work"?

"Son, Its a Wandelloth".
Wandelloth by alboz July 20, 2009
Slang term used to describe the romance or showmance between two contestants, Will Kirby and Janelle Pierzina on the All-Star season of the popular reality show, 'Big Brother'. Both were on previous seasons of Big Brother. The internet fans came up with the name due to the relationship the couple formed in and outside the house.
Fans of Will and Janelle STILL argue about whether Winelle was real or not.
Winelle by Coolio07 October 24, 2007
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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