Winded 

Out of breath.

#1: I just got back from the gym, man. I am so winded.

#2: I see that, can I get you some water?

#1: Yeah, that should help me catch my breath.

Winded by Octo Dad March 27, 2010

Winded 

Breathing hard, and having a shortness of breath after hitting a vape that contains a high nicotine content.

After hitting Brad’s Juul In Mr. Smith’s Class I was winded af.

Winded by Chad Wellington the 3rd January 2, 2019

Winded 

1. caught off guard
2. the feeling you get after being blown by the wind

1. I was winded by the personal question she asked me.
2. I felt winded by the strong gusty wind while waiting for the bus in the cold.

Winded by jackarmooyolshir March 28, 2008

winded 

to get elbowed in the ribs

i got winded yesterday at baseball

winded by manie333 August 14, 2008

Winded 

Mistaken for running out of breath or

"Getting the wind k.o. Of you"

But is actually a proper for blow job

Tim: Bro Tiffany Winded me bro

Winded by Hopefulkm February 8, 2017

Winded Walrus 

wind-ed wal-rus
(noun, plural -ruses) (win-did wawl-ruh s)

1. someone who wears green and plays teams sports such as flag football, paintball, drinking, and sometimes even ice skating

"Bob: I Can't Stop thinking that Bitch is Crazy.

Bill: Why?

Bob: He's wearing a Pickle green shirt running around yelling "Go Go Go" and "Whoop Whoop."

Bill: What's wrong with that? You got Beef with him?

Bob: It's as if he thinks he's one of the real Winded Walruses.

Bill: Maybe he thinks he's a Seal.

Bob: Or Half n Half. I don't know, he's such a poser; it's Doo Doo Baby."

Winded Walrus by rarrbear April 17, 2008

winded hyena 

a sexual act involving several Jewish men (usually connect via Craigslist) and a bowling alley that typically results in a mess.

“Hey did you hear about Sally? She totally got the Winded Hyena for her birthday.”

winded hyena by NAMSARK July 22, 2019