Short for jizz ability, it refers to the amount, speed, and potentially appearance of the ejaculate.
"Tommy's jizzility is ridiculous, he could get 30 women pregnant in one shot"
"Bill's jizzility is so high that he gave Margaret a black eye during a facial"
"Bill's jizzility is so high that he gave Margaret a black eye during a facial"
by Ryan Hammeredson November 1, 2013
Get the jizzility mug.Premature/sporadic ejaculation, during foreplay, of an inconsistent and light manner, i.e., like drizzle.
"Every time she goes down (on me) , I feel like I ruin her make up when I drip..."
"Sounds like she Mused your Johnson and you're jizzling. "
"Sounds like she Mused your Johnson and you're jizzling. "
by anonymous April 5, 2015
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jizzilian • Jizziling • Jizzilliant • Jizzlings • jizzillion • jizzeling • jizzilicious • jazilian • Jazzician • Jizzalante
by Core group January 18, 2019
Get the Jizzling mug.Dave: Were you finally able to get a Nintendo Switch?
Jeff: Yep, found one yesterday and I was jizzlin' at the sizzlin'.
Jeff: Yep, found one yesterday and I was jizzlin' at the sizzlin'.
by Juxtaposeur July 31, 2020
Get the Jizzlin' at the Sizzlin' mug.A guy who indiscrinately shoots his jizz all.ovrr the place often in public facilities of one sort or another
I went into the men's bathroom late one night at the library
There must have been a jizzalante in there before me cuz the whole sink counter was covered in jizz an shit!
There must have been a jizzalante in there before me cuz the whole sink counter was covered in jizz an shit!
by 4realazitgits April 3, 2021
Get the Jizzalante mug.A term used to express the excessive quantity of cocks during a gangbang. The numerical value is greater than, but not equal to the maximum number of cocks a single girl can take at one time, (usually 5; mouth, left hand, right hand, pussy, and ass). In short there must be more cocks at one time than is physically possible to one girl to make cum at the same time.
Teacher: so did anyone do anything fun over the weekend?
*girl raises hand*
Teacher: yes Jubilee?
Jubilee: we’ll after the big football game on Friday I snuck into the boys locker room and got fucked by a jizzillion cocks.
Teacher: uh, okay, exactly how many is a jizzillion?
Jubilee: How many football players are on our team?
Teacher: Why don’t you ask the school counselor.
*girl raises hand*
Teacher: yes Jubilee?
Jubilee: we’ll after the big football game on Friday I snuck into the boys locker room and got fucked by a jizzillion cocks.
Teacher: uh, okay, exactly how many is a jizzillion?
Jubilee: How many football players are on our team?
Teacher: Why don’t you ask the school counselor.
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