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Michaelangelo 

The name of the coolest Ninja Turtle. Wears the orange ascot. Which is surprisingly metro for a ninja. He is obsesssed with pizza and the saying "Kawabungaaahh!" Aside from his frequent use of skateboards and nun chucks, he fails to show us any real skills.

Just do your ninja duties, man.
Leonardo: We were awesome!

Michaelangelo : Bodacious!

Raphael: Bitchin'!

Donatello: Uh...

Michaelangelo: Gnarly!

Leonardo: Radical!

Raphael: Totally tubular, dude!

Michaelangelo: Wicked!

Leonardo: Hellacious!

Donatello: Uh, mega...

Splinter: clears his throat, they all shut up I have always liked... Cowabunga.

Leonardo, Michaelangelo, Raphael, Donatello: puase COWABUNGA!

Splinter: laughs I made a funny!
Michaelangelo by saramary123 November 10, 2009
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Michaelangelo 

1. A famous artist from back in the day.
2. Marvin's middle name.
Marvin' middle name is Michaelangelo, that's so crazy!
Michaelangelo by MarvinC January 26, 2009

reverse Michaelangelo 

A dump so toxic and heinous that it takes paint OFF of walls as opposed to putting it ON walls, like the artist did.
"Dude, after that fish taco? I seriously laid a reverse Michaelangelo up on the can."

dump, shit, defecation

Michelangelo 

A sex position, not dissimilar to the Eiffel Tower, except with four total people; both gentlemen are going their girls doggy-style, while they kiss each other in the middle. Because of the increased distance, it's not possible for the men's hands to fully touch as in an Eiffel Tower; therefore, only one finger shall make contact, like its namesake's painting of God touching man.
Bro, last night was crazy! Jeff and I took these two sloots back from the bar and we TOTALLY Michelangelo'ed that shit!

Michael Angelo Torres 

Not only is he a teenage mutant ninja turtle, but he has these amazing powers that make girls fall in love with him. That pearly white smile, and his handsome face, what more could a girl want? Plus he can kick some serious ass. What a man. I love you Michael.
Watch the t.v. shows or movies. Michael Angelo Torres is legit.
Michael Angelo Torres by T-Dirrrty™ September 14, 2009

Michelangelo 

The coolest Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle.
Michelangelo's a par-tee dude!
Michelangelo by Davey Crockey April 21, 2003

michael angelo batio 

Michael Angelo Batio, sometimes called simply "MAB," is the greatest guitarist of all time. With the ability to play upwards of 900 trillion notes per nanosecond on a slow day, he makes makes Herman Li and Yngwie Malmsteen look (and sound) like complete guitar n00bs.

He started as the guitarist for 80s hair band Nitro before going on to start a solo career. He has many custom made instruments and gear, most notably the V shaped double guitar and the X shaped quad guitar. He starred in an instruction DVD series called "Speed Kills," so named because if you attempt anything he teaches on the DVDs (or even watch them for that matter) you will die.

MAB also invented the hairstyle of having it hang in front of you eyes, but the emo subculture stole it from him. As a result, everytime he sees an emo, he punches them in the face with a soundwave.

"The Speed of MAB" is the fastest speed known known to mankind. It is so fast that it is incalcuable by human standards. An object travelling at the Speed of MAB can travel several billion lightyears in a matter of seconds.
-DragonForce pays Michael Angelo Batio not to destroy them.

-MAB originally invented Guitar Hero, but abandoned the project when the product testers exploded trying to play the easiest song.

-An object travelling at the speed of light can get from earth to the moon in 1.2 seconds. That's long enough for MAB to play every song ever known to any man thirty-thousand times each. On a slow day.
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murderhobo 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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