jizzility

Short for jizz ability, it refers to the amount, speed, and potentially appearance of the ejaculate.

"Tommy's jizzility is ridiculous, he could get 30 women pregnant in one shot"

"Bill's jizzility is so high that he gave Margaret a black eye during a facial"

by Ryan Hammeredson November 1, 2013

Jizzilicious

When something tastes like jizz, but for some reason, it's still delicious.

Hey man, this ice-cream tastes kind of jizzilicious.

by LightViper November 3, 2020

jizzability

a hot babe, worth jizzing on

Hey, check her out , she's got jizzability!

by Dave Clayton April 25, 2003

jizzilicious

An adjective used to describe something or a feeling that has qualities as good if not greater than something described as delicious

Hey, How you feeling today?

Absolutely jizzilicious. I feel like i could run a marathon right now

by fofo92 July 29, 2009

Jizziling

1)When its sprinkling rain outside, and it hits you in the face like you're being cummed on.

2) A small amount of semen.

Dawg, it's jizziling outside.

So i was fucking my bitch last night. Thought I had a size 8 roper about to blow but it was just a jizziling.

by dustinsays May 26, 2012

jizzability

A display of support for a candidate on the campaign trail that involves jizz in some fashion. See the political term "visibility," for a non-jizz example.

"I hope he becomes President so I'm organizing a massive jizzability at the local mall."

by John Edwards January 25, 2004

jizzability

The quality of being jizztastic

Ah man, Teresa Heinz Kerry sure has jizzability!

by MC Otter September 5, 2004