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Short for jizz ability, it refers to the amount, speed, and potentially appearance of the ejaculate.

"Tommy's jizzility is ridiculous, he could get 30 women pregnant in one shot"

"Bill's jizzility is so high that he gave Margaret a black eye during a facial"

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Jizzilicious

When something tastes like jizz, but for some reason, it's still delicious.

Hey man, this ice-cream tastes kind of jizzilicious.

Jizzilicious by LightViper November 3, 2020

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jizzability

a hot babe, worth jizzing on

Hey, check her out , she's got jizzability!

jizzability by Dave Clayton April 25, 2003

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jizzilicious

An adjective used to describe something or a feeling that has qualities as good if not greater than something described as delicious

Hey, How you feeling today?

Absolutely jizzilicious. I feel like i could run a marathon right now

jizzilicious by fofo92 July 29, 2009

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Jizziling

1)When its sprinkling rain outside, and it hits you in the face like you're being cummed on.

2) A small amount of semen.

Dawg, it's jizziling outside.

So i was fucking my bitch last night. Thought I had a size 8 roper about to blow but it was just a jizziling.

Jizziling by dustinsays May 26, 2012

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jizzability

A display of support for a candidate on the campaign trail that involves jizz in some fashion. See the political term "visibility," for a non-jizz example.

"I hope he becomes President so I'm organizing a massive jizzability at the local mall."

jizzability by John Edwards January 25, 2004

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jizzability

The quality of being jizztastic

Ah man, Teresa Heinz Kerry sure has jizzability!

jizzability by MC Otter September 5, 2004

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WhimZ

Gen Z whimsy

Millennial optimism may be gone, but Gen Z whimsy (WhimZ) is in.

WhimZ by WhimZ! November 5, 2026

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Frothability

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.

The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.

Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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