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jizzility 

Short for jizz ability, it refers to the amount, speed, and potentially appearance of the ejaculate.
"Tommy's jizzility is ridiculous, he could get 30 women pregnant in one shot"

"Bill's jizzility is so high that he gave Margaret a black eye during a facial"
jizzility by Ryan Hammeredson November 1, 2013
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Jizzilicious 

When something tastes like jizz, but for some reason, it's still delicious.
Hey man, this ice-cream tastes kind of jizzilicious.
Jizzilicious by LightViper November 3, 2020

jizzability 

Hey, check her out , she's got jizzability!
jizzability by Dave Clayton April 25, 2003

jizzilicious 

An adjective used to describe something or a feeling that has qualities as good if not greater than something described as delicious
Hey, How you feeling today?

Absolutely jizzilicious. I feel like i could run a marathon right now
jizzilicious by fofo92 July 29, 2009

Jizziling 

1)When its sprinkling rain outside, and it hits you in the face like you're being cummed on.

2) A small amount of semen.
Dawg, it's jizziling outside.

So i was fucking my bitch last night. Thought I had a size 8 roper about to blow but it was just a jizziling.
Jizziling by dustinsays May 26, 2012

jizzability 

A display of support for a candidate on the campaign trail that involves jizz in some fashion. See the political term "visibility," for a non-jizz example.
"I hope he becomes President so I'm organizing a massive jizzability at the local mall."
jizzability by John Edwards January 25, 2004

jizzability 

The quality of being jizztastic
Ah man, Teresa Heinz Kerry sure has jizzability!
jizzability by MC Otter September 5, 2004
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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everclear & bepsi
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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