Jizzling

The word that describes when it's not raining hard, but the raindrops are so big that it's very annoying.

I usually don't mind the rain, but it's jizzling out.

by Joecracko December 3, 2009

Jizzling

Where there is a a sprinkling/drizzling of something (typically snow) and is somewhat patchy around the area being described and doesn't cover the whole area or even a thin layer of what is being described. Not much is present.

Tom: Do you think it's going to snow?

Frank: Most likely, but would only be a jizzling.
Tom. A jizzling would be better than nothing!
Frank: Enough to write "jizzling" in it hopefully!!

by Padfoot.'n'.Prongs September 6, 2016

jizzling

Just like drizzle, but just with cum. Sprinkles of cum

"Dude this rain is jizzinling."

"Dude I was jizzling onto this girl."

by FapMonster October 6, 2011

Jizzled

An immature way to say drizzled.

Dude, you just jizzled all that syrup on your pancakes.

by UDSD December 29, 2009

jizzle

The indeterminate drizzle of semen that follows ejaculation.

"We would've gotten away with it too, if her parents hadn't seen the jizzle spot on my pants."

by Adman12 November 17, 2005

the jizzle

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Jeremy! I'm sick of finding your jiz all over the house- so I bought you this! The jizzle. Now, have fun son.

by Face Fucka January 24, 2018

Jizzle

Jizz that fizzles because its incapable of impregnating.

The fertility doctor says my husband shoots nothing but jizzle. I'll never get pregnant!

by Indy Sparkplug May 6, 2010