Justin Norris 

A dog killer. He stomped on his Dog and blamed the Dog for it's death. Apparently claims the Dog was "in the wrong place at the wrong time"
He is now only "relevant" because of his kids that him and his ugly wife exploit for money. He is also only relevant because of the funny slander on TikTok.

You just killed my Dog! Don't be such a Justin Norris!!!

Justin Norris by tbjdrrcmaw December 28, 2021

chuck norris 

Chuck Is Everyone's hero

When Chuck Norris Wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken

The Leading Causes of death in USA are: 1. Cancer 2. Heart Disease and 3. Chuck Norris

Guns Dont kill people, Chuck Norris Does

chuck norris by the stead, December 24, 2007

Chuck Norris 

A Man Concieved By Two Gods who is invincible to all things mortal and who has sex with more woman that earth can Produce

CHuck norris is God and cannot be defeated

Chuck Norris by DirtyHarry February 28, 2007

Chuck Norris 

superhuman

never compare chuck norris to god, compare god to chuck norris

Gods name is God because the name Chuck Norris was already taken

guy1:dude chuck norris is Godly

guy2:no! God is Chuck Norrisly

Chuck Norris by the white snake January 8, 2009

chuck norris 

Manliness in human form.

Chuck Norris lives on a floating volcano with American Bald Eagles flying around it.

Iraq has no weapons of mass destruction, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.

No matter what your mother said, Chuck Norris can tune a fish.

There is no such thing as global warming, Chuck Norris got cold and turned the sun up.

Chuck Norris eats rocks and shits lightning.

Chuck Norris can watch 60-Minutes in 10 minutes.

Will Chamberlain claims to have slept with over 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow-Tuesday

Sticks and stones may break your bones but a Chuck Norris-glare can make you shit yourself.

Some scientists believe a meteor killed all the dinosaurs. That's true of you want to call Chuck Norris a meteor.

Chuck Norris loves America. He hates communists. Once he heard a guy was executed for treason, treason is the most un-American thing Chuck Norris has ever heard so he killed himself, went to Hell, ripped the guys face off and uses his face as a loin cloth to this day. He then resurrected himself and slept peacefully.

Chuck Norris is so American that when he gets interrupted during sex, he gets red, white, and blue balls.

chuck norris by Legally Insane April 28, 2008

Chuck Norris Vagina 

A vagina that strongly resembles a large penis

Your mum has a Chuck Norris Vagina

Chuck Norris Vagina by Pseudonym Person January 21, 2010

chuck norris 

Someone you do NOT want to fuck with.

Do not fuck with chuck norris, or you will get roundhouse kicked in the face faster than you can say nothing.

chuck norris by J.Hybrid December 29, 2007