Norrisism

Idiom related to Chuck Norris.

"They wanted to put Chuck Norris on Mt. Rushmore, but the granite wasn't tough enough for his beard," is an example of a Norrisism.

Norrisism by hojosapien October 19, 2006

Norrisism

Norrisism; refers to the religious belief that Chuck Norris created all, including himself, because he's that good.

I'm into Norrisism.

Norrisism by Spartan769 February 27, 2009

Norrisized 

Verb. The act of causing a state of intense fear and panic, as one would be afflicted with when coming face to face with someone, such as Chuck Norris.

Man: Dude, so what happened?

Dude: I don't know, man. I was asking her out when this big, brawny guy came up out of nowhere and asked what I was doing with his woman.

Man: Did you fight him?

Dude: No. He norrisized me, man!

Norrisized by Phantom Tonberry II June 30, 2010

Norriscism

A religion started in late 2005 after Chuck Norris had become an internet fad. The religion is based around worshiping Chuck's amazing roundhouse kicks to the face and everyday prayer(watching "Walker Texas Ranger").

Sterling VA Norriscism chapter.

Norriscism by Bryan Nester April 13, 2006

Normieism

A very complex case with symptoms mostly including blindly trying to fit in with everyone else, and sharing stale memes on instagram

This seems to be an extreme case of normieism. This normie keeps texting me pepe memes.

Normieism by SSB_Robin August 2, 2017

Norryism

The following is a list of documented George Noory quotes. Known as "Nooryisms"... these non sequitur quips and half-witted, meandering ramblings serve only to exacerbate my feelings of disappointment over what has happened since Noory took over Coast to Coast AM. If you happen to know of others and you can document when they occurred, please post them in a reply to this topic.

"If you raised a baby and beat it and kicked it and yelled at it, it would turn out to be a mean baby?"
July 19, 2007.

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"Jim, humanity has always been looking for ways to improve on our suffering and improve on disease, aging and involuntary death..."
July 19, 2007.

That phrase is a norryism-"I would guess your mind is part of who you are."
July 19, 2007.

Norryism by earthenergyhex June 14, 2011

Chuck Norrisilization 

The action that causes a world to be created.

ted- How are worlds created?
Zack- Chuck Norris round house kicks a piece of space into a specific direction.

ps. This is the act of Chuck Norrisilization

Chuck Norrisilization by Zack M November 6, 2008