chef paul

1. A ruthless chef who puts laxatives in everything and will stop at nothing to make sure your trip to the bathroom isn't a fun one.
2. A synonym for taking a shit.

I'm gonna need to take a big Chef Paul after Taco Tuesday.

by SVC A '17 C of the Week July 9, 2017

John Paul Cooper (JP Cooper)

A singer that is British, with dreadlocks and always wears a hat. He lives on Manchester, England. He was born on 1st of November 1983 (34 years old), but sadly his mother died when was 11 months. So he made a song called 'We were Raised Under Grey Skies' which is about his mother. He has 4 older sisters (Details Unknown), for some reason, he doesn't want to say anything about his sisters.. So anyways, he has a son (Details Unknown), I guess he doesn't want to say much publicly about his son, but I'll call him Kennedy Cooper. He was featured on a song with Jonas Blue called Perfect Strangers on 2016, so he was well known from that song. Then on 2017, he made his OWN song called September Song and it went to +40,000,000 views on YouTube. And finally, Raised Under Grey Skies album came out and it got other songs like; She's on my mind, Closer, Passport Home and Momma's Prayers.

John Paul Cooper (JP Cooper) so loves Jonas Blue that he always sings 'Perfect Strangers' everytime, even on his worst days..

by Shaymar News February 23, 2018

Jean-Paul Manoeuvre

The act of consuming a croissant without crumbling a single atom of crumb. Throughout the period of enlightenment this was considered an impossible act by mere mortals. However, in the year 1869, frenchman Jean-Paul Bordeaux brought the human race to a new horizon of the art of croissant-eating (croissantology) when he consumed an entire croissant in one bite; completely without crumbing. One can draw great parallels between the Jean-Paul Manoeuvre and the more modern "Grape Fruit Technique" due to the similar wrist movements whilst performing both manoeuvres.

Jean Valjean (whilst in the possession of a croissant): "Do you think there is a way of eating this without crumbling?"
Mathieu: "Hell no mon ami! The only way is to perform the The Jean-Paul Manoeuvre."

by magnisius March 7, 2018

North Paulding

A school made up of a bunch of white pieces of shits and a bunch of loud and obnoxious black people. All the athletes expect to go D1 but are highkey dogshit. Now, you would think "why would anyone want to go there", but when you look at the other schools within a 20 mile radius, you realize that its not that bad. A typical Tuesday at North Paulding includes cheerleaders saying the hard R over napkins, emo girls who no one knows trying to blow up the school, the smell of freshmen wearing too much fucking axe and mint juul pods, a hot combination of STDs that you couldnt even fathom, and, most importantly, a science teacher who's into student/teacher sex.

"Bro, don't hit that, shes from North Paulding. There's no telling what shes put in that"

by Help im stuck in the closet September 16, 2019

lewd paul

An OG who gets confused for a chomo but he’s actually a really hard guy.

Likvis is always PC’d up cuz they think he be like lewd Paul, but he’s actually really fecking hard.

by GerthPaul December 6, 2020

St. Vincent de Paul HS

A small ass school in petaluma ca that is completely irrelevant except for their sorta ok football team. Uniforms are horrible n half the kids don't wear them anyway but get dress coded by their administration. Academics are terrible n even the dumb kids are in the honors classes. Theres a social ranking system: if you didn't come from SVES or OLL you will be a nobody unless your hot or rich. The old money SVES kids have priority over everyone else if their grandparents have donated to the school. They are favored by the staff and you can't do anything about it even if your way smarter than them. Everyone who goes there either had parents or siblings that went there before them n all of the students hate it. Theres no school spirit n everyone is too busy worrying about how they look n who likes them to actually have a good time. The "popular" kids think theyre the shit even though outside of SVHS they are completely irrelevant. Half the kids are either bi or gay n the choir will make your ears bleed. DONT GO THERE

"Where do u go to school?"
"St. Vincent de Paul HS"
"What tf is that?"
"Dw about it no ones ever heard of it"

by fuckcalifornia December 26, 2021

Jake Paul

The most hypocritical, dumbass, lying, egomaniac I have ever seen. He is one of the most hated you tubers on the platform and really should just quit.

Jake Paul Is a fucking hypocrite.

by BaddieBxtch October 27, 2017