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To anally fist someone so hard they are apauld by the amount of shit that is on your fist afterwards.
Yeah, I was totally paulding Sally last night!
Paulding by NotYourAverageRapist January 22, 2018
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To anally fist someone so hard they are apauld by the amount shit that is on your fist afterwards.
Yeah, I was totally paulding Sally last night!
Paulding by NotYourAverageRapist January 22, 2018

Paulding County 

A small county just outside of Metro Atlanta. There are some big areas like downtown Dallas and the City of Hiram, but to the West and North there is nothing. In some parts, like East Hiram and Outer Dallas, it is full of rednecks and hillbillies who drive around in there old Ford diesel trucks jacked up with a confederate flag flying out the back, a gun rack, flood lights, and four wheel drive. These are the same people that sit out on their front porch with their shotguns telling you to get off their lawns. Some local hangouts are Sparkles, where Hiram kids go, and Stars N' Strikes, where everyone else goes. Proper attire is Camouflage pants and woodland pattern coat. A great hiking place is the Paulding Forest, some Atlanta and State owned property near the airport in West Dallas.
Guy 1: Well, I'm heading off to Paulding County for some bowling!

Guy 2: Don't get shot on your way over! If you see camo and a confederate flag, run!
Paulding County by countryboy13 November 20, 2010

Paulding County High School 

High school outside of the run down city of Dallas Georgia that consists of large population of African Americans and trashy whites. Both groups try to avoid each other with the exception of a few racially confused but at the intersection of halls where the old section meets the new, confrontation can not be avoided due to the high traffic flow that leads to the unintended groping of every student at one point in time. The Magnet program, a poor excuse to raise beyond poor test scores, brings in a large population of students who do not want to be there from around the county. Mag Fags as they are referred to have some sense that they are better than the general population simply because they rank high in class ranks. Generally, teachers do not care about students and receive most of their income by spouses who actually have real jobs in which they do real things other than sitting back in office chairs for 7 hours each day. Athletics are hard to come by at the school as school pride is non existent as well as any sort of athleticism. Football had its hey day before any of the current students were conceived and the only decent program is the undefeated rifle team fueled by hot headed white trash who were raised with beer in hand and trigger in the other.
Went to Paulding County High School today and saw 12 roller back packs, 5 wads of dip on the floor, 1 weave extension in the sink and lots of camo!

Paulding County BURN 

When hiking up the rediculously steep hills in paulding forrest(GA) It's the burning sensation of bastardfulness you get in your legs that burns so bad you have to stop every fifty feet
These hills are stupid! I'm really feeling the Paulding County Burn now!

East Paulding High School

Kid 1: I go to East Paulding High School

Kid 2: EP Eats Penis

North Paulding 

A school made up of a bunch of white pieces of shits and a bunch of loud and obnoxious black people. All the athletes expect to go D1 but are highkey dogshit. Now, you would think "why would anyone want to go there", but when you look at the other schools within a 20 mile radius, you realize that its not that bad. A typical Tuesday at North Paulding includes cheerleaders saying the hard R over napkins, emo girls who no one knows trying to blow up the school, the smell of freshmen wearing too much fucking axe and mint juul pods, a hot combination of STDs that you couldnt even fathom, and, most importantly, a science teacher who's into student/teacher sex.
"Bro, don't hit that, shes from North Paulding. There's no telling what shes put in that"
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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B)
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A)
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