Woody

A gay man who likes man genitalia hence the name wood

You are woody

by Woodys left toe July 19, 2024

woodpecker

a type of bird that will peck on your doorbell for no reason at all

woodpecker is at my door, i should probably answer it

by Xeries July 20, 2024

Woodware

This is a derogatory word for books, especially novels. The paper of books is made of wood and can burn like wood.

I always tell my wife that the books she reads are just woodware. Reading them is wasted time.

Ian McEwan said that many novels are just housewife gossip. I would say these books are woodware.

by ThePhysopher July 24, 2024

Woodeyed

When you lose a flight (flag) from a dart and nobody can find it!

Ahhh that’s Woodeyed!!!

by Gerald cooper July 26, 2024

woody walk

walking with your penis instead of your legs

man i was so bricked i had to woody walk home

by woody the walking stick August 12, 2024

woodclapper

Clapping wood. The act of two men clapping their dicks together. The male version of clam smacker.

That dude Darren is definitely a woodclapper There’s no way he doesn’t clap dicks with other dudes.

by BigBadJon54 August 21, 2024

Woodpecker lips

Quite possibly the hardest thing on the planet.

I tried to drill into that concrete, but couldn't. That old stuff is harder than woodpecker lips!

by Rhino43050 August 26, 2024