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This is a derogatory word for books, especially novels. The paper of books is made of wood and can burn like wood.

I always tell my wife that the books she reads are just woodware. Reading them is wasted time.

Ian McEwan said that many novels are just housewife gossip. I would say these books are woodware.

Woodware by ThePhysopher July 24, 2024

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Woodward Academy

A very prestigious and rich-ass old money private school in Atlanta, GA, founded in 1900 and costing $25K+ a year located in the middle of ghetto-ass College Park, GA where many rappers and gangs still trap (2 Chainz, Young Joc, Ludacris, Outkast, Cee-Lo, etc.). Many of the white kids that attend Woodward feel a false perception that they are in fact "ghetto" and "hood rich" because they often ride the MARTA subway train to school everyday.

That white girl Chloe from Woodward Academy started crying on MARTA again because she only got a 1470 on her SAT. Her parents gonna beat dat ass.

Woodward Academy by ATL goon May 27, 2019

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Ben woodward

Child with small willy

That guy over there is a ben woodward

Ben woodward by Paploe August 31, 2019

Mr. Woodward

Fatass

Mr. woodward is so fat

Mr. Woodward by wedfiuhsieuguiawegu9iowQR1q2r April 22, 2019

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woodwardic

When something is so beyond horrible it kills the person who's thinking about it.

Person 1: Daym bro... you hear about covid 19????
Person 2: ye bruh, dat wuz woodwardic cuz.

woodwardic by AnIntellectual44342 December 21, 2021

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matthew woodward

a strange being that is rumored to have a strange set of eye brows half way up his forehead. legend has it that they will help everything they see until the world has been helped

"wow look at those eyebrows, they remind me of matthew woodward"

matthew woodward by One puff May 21, 2016

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woodward

Summer camp in central Pennsylvania for skateboards, in-line skaters, BMX riders, and gymnasts. Considered to be one of the greatest camps in the world for skateboarding. There is also Woodward West, located in California, and Lake Owen, located in Wisconsin (both run by the same company).

Last summer I skated at woodward, it was sick.

woodward by WHskate July 14, 2006

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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Blexas

Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.

Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.

Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021

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