Woodware

This is a derogatory word for books, especially novels. The paper of books is made of wood and can burn like wood.

I always tell my wife that the books she reads are just woodware. Reading them is wasted time.

Ian McEwan said that many novels are just housewife gossip. I would say these books are woodware.

by ThePhysopher July 24, 2024

Woodward Academy

A very prestigious and rich-ass old money private school in Atlanta, GA, founded in 1900 and costing $25K+ a year located in the middle of ghetto-ass College Park, GA where many rappers and gangs still trap (2 Chainz, Young Joc, Ludacris, Outkast, Cee-Lo, etc.). Many of the white kids that attend Woodward feel a false perception that they are in fact "ghetto" and "hood rich" because they often ride the MARTA subway train to school everyday.

That white girl Chloe from Woodward Academy started crying on MARTA again because she only got a 1470 on her SAT. Her parents gonna beat dat ass.

by ATL goon May 27, 2019

Ben woodward

Child with small willy

That guy over there is a ben woodward

by Paploe August 31, 2019

Mr. Woodward

Fatass

Mr. woodward is so fat

by wedfiuhsieuguiawegu9iowQR1q2r April 22, 2019

woodwardic

When something is so beyond horrible it kills the person who's thinking about it.

Person 1: Daym bro... you hear about covid 19????
Person 2: ye bruh, dat wuz woodwardic cuz.

by AnIntellectual44342 December 21, 2021

matthew woodward

a strange being that is rumored to have a strange set of eye brows half way up his forehead. legend has it that they will help everything they see until the world has been helped

"wow look at those eyebrows, they remind me of matthew woodward"

by One puff May 21, 2016

woodward

Summer camp in central Pennsylvania for skateboards, in-line skaters, BMX riders, and gymnasts. Considered to be one of the greatest camps in the world for skateboarding. There is also Woodward West, located in California, and Lake Owen, located in Wisconsin (both run by the same company).

Last summer I skated at woodward, it was sick.

by WHskate July 14, 2006