Xeries's definitions

vagina

pocket specifically designed for penis

i heard johnny smelled a vagina last night

by Xeries July 25, 2024

together forever

3 months and 14 days

we will be together forever....aka. 3 months and 14 days

by Xeries August 14, 2024

Brian

name for a guy named brian

you thought i was gonna write 5 meaningful fucking paragraphs about brian didnt you

by Xeries August 1, 2024

minecraft

all the happiness possible on planet earth contained in a block game

people who played minecraft had a good childhood

by Xeries July 19, 2024

seven

scariest number ever. eats 9

seven is a menace to society

by Xeries August 9, 2024

diploma

pointless piece of paper protected by some measly cardboard and represents 4 grueling years of mundane shit done. the only real purpose is flexing on your friends, but that just makes you look like an asshole.

Carson: look at this diploma, im so awesome am i
Allen: seriously? youre flexing on us using a sheet of paper thats gonna be left and forgotten on a fridge?

by Xeries July 25, 2024

father figure

1. something bella the wolf lacks
2. a dad

even if bella the wolf had a father figure he would go to get the milk in yoctoseconds

by Xeries August 12, 2024