woodpecker

a type of bird that will peck on your doorbell for no reason at all
woodpecker is at my door, i should probably answer it
by Xeries July 21, 2024
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3am

a now overused time that horrible youtubers like stromedy mlik content from to get views and an unmanageable number of toddlers on their moms iphone

is also the time to eat cheese balls or doritos
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by Xeries July 26, 2024
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minecraft

all the happiness possible on planet earth contained in a block game
people who played minecraft had a good childhood
by Xeries July 20, 2024
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gacha life

a game that was targeted at kids, but a group of horny pieces of shit decided to pornify it and make "gacha heat" which you should never search up on youtube, trust me, you will want to amputate your eyes after only seeing the thumbnails
horny piece of shit 1: lets make gacha life a porn game
horny piece of shit 2: you are a fucking genius bro
by Xeries July 21, 2024
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lego

small bricks that can make a child or even adult addicted
mom: hey son its time for dinn-
kid: SHUT THE FUCK UP IM BUILDING A FUCKING LEGO HOUSE
by Xeries July 20, 2024
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diploma

pointless piece of paper protected by some measly cardboard and represents 4 grueling years of mundane shit done. the only real purpose is flexing on your friends, but that just makes you look like an asshole.
Carson: look at this diploma, im so awesome am i
Allen: seriously? youre flexing on us using a sheet of paper thats gonna be left and forgotten on a fridge?
by Xeries July 25, 2024
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