3am

a now overused time that horrible youtubers like stromedy mlik content from to get views and an unmanageable number of toddlers on their moms iphone

is also the time to eat cheese balls or doritos
OMMG ITS 3AM I KNEW OI SHOULDTNRTTNTTNNTNTNTNTNTNTNTNNTNTTN HAVE CALLLEDDDD PEMNTYWEISE AT 3AMMM OMGGGM WHERED THAT VBSALLON THATS DEFINITELY NOT PLACED BY US BEHIND THE SCENWES COME FROMM OMGH DBFSEHVFHDFGEFGEFGWEGV WEGW EGWEGB WEGFJHDVWEVGHFEHFG QHEBFGWJRBGWJRGHWJ WSH
by Xeries July 26, 2024
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father figure

even if bella the wolf had a father figure he would go to get the milk in yoctoseconds
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oxygen

best drug in the world, so addicting that its pretty much everywhere
i smoke oxygen
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awkward

me
i am awkward
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Carlee

there are 2 types of carlees
the first is the common one, a playful woman who has an infectious laugh, if you ever befriend a carlee, DO NOT fumble it, she will change your life.
the second type is the loud and bossy one, is more than just a freak of nature. total fucking hoe, youd have dodged a bullet, a partridge in a pear tree, 256 arguments and 2341345 usd spent on handbags and shit (the second type of carlee is a bit less common
guy 1: bro i just met a carlee
guy 2: befriend her asap

guy 1: carlee is such a fucking hoe
guy 2: agreed
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cup

short answer: ITS A FUCKING CUP

long answer: a cup is a small open container, usually made of ceramic or glass that is used to consume liquids such as water, juice and others.
why the fuck did you look up "cup" anyways you stupid shit
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together forever

3 months and 14 days
we will be together forever....aka. 3 months and 14 days
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