Donald Trump 

we are doomed

"so person who r u voting for." "oh just Donald Trump." "WHAT THE FRICK."

Donald Trump by DatPotatoIsHYOOOOOUJ January 17, 2017

Donald Trump 

The name of a deadly diease given to people with symptoms including: orange skin, possessing more money than sense and aren't quite sure what a nuclear missile does (but hey, let's just point it in the general of North Korea and see what happens!)

Patient: Doctor, I think I'm dying
Doctor: What's wrong
Patient: My face is turning bright orange, I'm spending all my money on building walls, and feel the urge to fire a missile everytime I want
Doctor: I'm so sorry, it sounds like your suffering from Donald Trump disorder... I Fate worse than death

Donald Trump by A guy called gary August 15, 2017

DONALD TRUMP 

orange trash, human of no knowledge

donald trump is orange racist and rapey

DONALD TRUMP by Bobolofskis July 21, 2017

I paid more income taxes than Donald Trump.

The slogan that portrays President Trump as a con man in the White House, whose billionaire image is a sham: an inept businessman and a serial tax avoider, who paid only $750 in federal income taxes in 2016 and 2017 each—a figure that is far less than what millions of blue-collar Americans are paying—but would deduct $70,000 to take care of his hair.

Teachers, nurses, and cooks, most of whom paid much more than $750 in tax, are protesting by wearing a T-shirt that says “I paid more income taxes than Donald Trump.” to expose his fake riches and financial shenanigans.

I paid more income taxes than Donald Trump. by MathPlus September 28, 2020

Why Trump Cooks the Books 

When the serially bankrupt Liar-in-Chief has zero choice but to continually massage the numbers to keep his oft-shady businesses afloat, because failure to do so would “make Trump bankrupt again” and in all probability land him behind bars.

For a corrupt “billionaire” who is showing sign of declaring bankruptcy a seventh time, it’s no surprise why Trump cooks the books to avoid incompetency, insolvency, infamy, and imprisonment.

Why Trump Cooks the Books by MathPlus February 25, 2021

The Donald Trump

When a man ejaculates on a woman's face, then proceeds to throw a handful of diamonds at her, allowing her to keep only those that stick. Made famous by Donald's ex-wife Marla Maples in her autobiography "I did it for the Diamonds".

Guy 1: "What did you get your wife for your 20th anniversary?"
Guy 2: "I skipped the necklace and gave her the Donald"

The Donald Trump: "Get over here Marla, i just got back from the jeweler's, lets see how much you're worth!"

The Donald Trump by Scottsdale Special March 2, 2011

Donald Trump 

A comedian. Not a future president

"Donald Trump could replace George Lopez in the future!!

Donald Trump by latrelljennings August 10, 2016