Schlort

Schlort is the antonym of Schlong; that is, it is slang for a small penis, rather than one of more impressive proportion.

Conversation overheard in the Plymouth Co-op: "Dave's not so much got a schlong, but a schlort. I only go out with him as he's got a Subaru"

by Arsing around in the arse factory December 22, 2007

jason schwartzman

A very sexy dark-haired actor with a mole on his left cheek who starred in such incredible films as I Heart Huckabees, Shopgirl, and Marie Antoinette. Except he wasn't hot in Marie Antoinette.

"Damn I love that Jason Schwartzmann."
or
"Hell yeah I want in that Jason Schwartzman's trousers!"

by lemadhatter November 12, 2006

schwartzenburg

creepy old lady that stalks kids and makes odd jokes about sandwiches...

schwartzenburg: She wasn't really talking about a sandwich... if you know what i mean... So, where do you live?
child: AH!

by hellomynameis12345678 February 23, 2009

schwartze

A german word meaning "black", but was incorporated into American Jewish slang to be a derogatory term towards black people.

If you are black and someone uses the word "schwartze" in their conversation in your general direction, chances are he shooting racial slurs at you.

by Joe C. September 10, 2004

Hurricane Schwartz

1. Meteorologist on the Delaware Valley's channel 10 NBC news. He makes promotional commercials featuring his mom and he enjoys a super silly bow tie now and again... or everyday.

2. Someone who makes up innaccurate information for a living, while looking like a douche doing it.

1. Hurricane Schwartz just made a cheeky joke about precipitation. Oh Hurricane!

2. Meteorologists, lawyers, and catholic priests are all considered hurricane schwartzes

by Franklin Delano Roosevelt March 8, 2005

schlort

Having a short penis, but not too short, because that would be a "schliny"

Guy: Hey, do you want to see my dick?

Girl: Maybe if it wasnt a schlort

by k-rizzle32 January 21, 2010

Schwartzer

A German word for black commonly used by two non-black males to describe a male or female of African appearance when passing them by, either on the street or watching Black Panther in the theatre.

Watch out for your wallet there is a Schwartzer nearby

by Dr Linus June 12, 2018