schwartzenburg 

creepy old lady that stalks kids and makes odd jokes about sandwiches...

schwartzenburg: She wasn't really talking about a sandwich... if you know what i mean... So, where do you live?
child: AH!

schwartzenburg by hellomynameis12345678 February 23, 2009

Schwartzenbargen

A german word that was created by germans over in America after world war 2. It's meaning is somewhat obscure, but everyone agrees that it is a wonderful thing.

Guten tag and schwartzenbargen dear neighbor!

Schwartzenbargen by LarsDoesn'tKnow March 14, 2011

Schwartzburg 

A Schwartzburg or Schwartsburg is very possibly a doppelgänger or a ski walker. Take great caution around them. If their name starts with E or is a Ginger, they are probably real or friendly, but very quiet. Once you befriend them, you cannot go back. Never give them up. And above all, NEVER let them down.

There is a Schwartzburg among us

Schwartzburg by Bulkybean78 July 23, 2025