Schlort

Schlort is the antonym of Schlong; that is, it is slang for a small penis, rather than one of more impressive proportion.

Conversation overheard in the Plymouth Co-op: "Dave's not so much got a schlong, but a schlort. I only go out with him as he's got a Subaru"

by Arsing around in the arse factory November 21, 2007

Schlort

Like a Schlong, but shorter.

We all laughed our asses off when he whipped out his tiny little schlort!

by Brobacca April 26, 2011

Schlort

Exact opposite of a Schlong. Belongs to men who feel the need to compensate with big four wheel drives. Fond of showing off their small tackle. Usually dickheads.

That guy sent me a dick pic of his schlort.... what a dickhead.

by iron mike 27 January 29, 2016

Schlort

An extremely weak version of the work schlong.

The man put his schlort in the shredder, but it was not big enough to fit.

by Guppy-Goose Rex September 14, 2017

schlort

A skinny, tiny, shriveled up chode. It tends to fold and is impossible to jerk off with.

Holy shit dude, don't whip out your schlort in the changeroom bro.

by lebronisgoat October 31, 2018

schlort

A very very small tube steak. opposite of schlong.

HAHAHAHA, Jimmy-Bob-Joe just got pantsed and we all saw his little schlort.

by bt February 27, 2003

schlort

a small and rather mal-nurished penis

"luke u have a schlort"

by Shackoon June 27, 2005