1 definition by hellomynameis12345678

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creepy old lady that stalks kids and makes odd jokes about sandwiches...
schwartzenburg: She wasn't really talking about a sandwich... if you know what i mean... So, where do you live?
child: AH!
by hellomynameis12345678 February 22, 2009
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