klunser

A danish term used in a situation when someone is acting very stupid and not taking things seriously.

"Eow er du klunser?"

Translated to english: "Eow are you a klunser?"

by UfakeShaek April 27, 2021

Klundge

The foul, crusty, noxious, residue that clogs the pubic hair and sticks to the gusset of a larger lady's undercrackers after a big night out on the town.

Main constituents are fanny batter, stale piss, blood, semen and sweat - although other bodily secretions, alcohol and food stuffs have also been detected in particularly fetid female specimens.

Oy Trace... you got any of that fanny spray? I wanna shag Darren, but me knicks are full of klundge.

by MrPea October 25, 2010

kludge

Not a necessarily a quick fix - but a unique, cheap approach to a sudden engineering disaster that arises; It's not pretty.

Also the only word of this variety to avoid being a disparaging remark about a group of people.

Engineer 1: "look I fixed it!"

Engineer 1: "Turns out that a single matchbook cover can hold this entire 3 ton mechanism stable."

Engineer 2: "thats's a total kludge."

by Rotella-T December 17, 2013

Klingelhoffered

to get your bell rung

german for bell-ringer

"you got klingelhoffered the f#@% out"

by Latrell Brindell February 3, 2010

klunker

An automobile, or occasionally another object, that is in poor condition due to mechanical problems, age, damage or other issues.

Billy's 1985 Chevette is a real klunker. It has many dents, the muffler hangs down, the heater does not work and it only has two hubcaps.

by PMax January 11, 2009

kluger

A mythical creature with a large penis, typically more than half of it's body weight

-I think I saw a Kluger in the woods, but my friend said "It's not a Kluger."
-I am hung like a Kluger!

by BJ October 15, 2003

Klunker

A beach cruiser bicycle converted into a mountain bike, and the origins of mountain biking in general. From the early 70s, when pioneering BMXers who outgrew their 20-inch bikes started riding and modifying beach cruisers, as road bike wheels were too narrow and slick to work well in the dirt. Usually distinguishable by the round frame(most mountain bikes are boxy), BMX-style bars, knobbly mountain bike tires and coaster brakes instead of modern pinch or disc brakes.

That old klunker was fun to bomb trails on when I was your age, but these days I need either a full suspension bike or an on-call chiropractor.

by m1st3rw1n October 27, 2018