Bell-Ringer 

A hit of crack cocaine that is particularly strong. Commonly regarded as the 'holy grail' of rock smoking. This often results in a ringing of the ears, hence the term.

The intense feelings of euphoria, well-being, godliness, and ultimate satisfaction are often accompanied by nausea, vomiting, sudden bowel movements, hallucinations, and paranoia.

Fun Fact: A hit that leaves one with poo in their pants is highly esteemed in some crack circles.

"I am going to load up a shitload for this next blast. I need a fuckin' bell-ringer son!"

"After I have smoked for a few days I find it impossible to achieve a bell-ringer."

"Don't run your mouth while I am in the middle of a god damn bell-ringer, god damnit."

Bell-Ringer by jasonaellisd March 9, 2010

bell-ringer 

Big hit of crack cocaine, so called due to the effect of euphoria accompanied by a ringing in the ears.

"Whoa baby, that was a real bell-ringer"

bell-ringer by poodle_pi April 22, 2009

bell-ringer 

adj. a laboratory sciences practical exam, usually given by overtly anally-retentive science professors who hold onto the fallacy that competence is demonstrated not from careful analysis, but lightning fast calculations. Anyone who excels at writing bell-ringers, has been trained to be so overconfident about their calculations, that they never recheck their numbers, and stands a good chance at eventually killing someone or something by over-administering some fatal dose because of their hubris.

I'm not ready for that bell-ringer on Monday, but maybe if I load up on amphetamine, I might squeak by with a 60.

bell-ringer by scootermcbean October 16, 2011

Bell-Ringer 

When you take a shit so big that it hits your balls on the way down when you finally pinch it off.

I went to take a shit and it was a bell-ringer
Past tense: bro I just went to the bathroom and got my bell rung

Bell-Ringer by Aylmao122 May 10, 2016

bell-ringer 

Derived from the characteristics of the historical figure Quasi Moto, this adjective refers to any person (preferably of the opposite sex) who possesses at least one (but not limited to) physical trait of Quasi Moto. For example: hunchback, oversized features, moles, foul smell, tattered clothing, and/or overall hideous appearance.

"So Travis brought home another bell-ringer last night, I bet she can really tug some rope"

bell-ringer by JP$ February 23, 2005

bell ringer 

A phenomenon experienced after shooting cocaine...A feeling as if yer ears are ringing.

That coke blast gave me a hella bell ringer

bell ringer by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006

Bell Ringer 

A phenomenon where a firm and lengthy poo is evacuated by a male, hitting the bottom of the toilet before tilting forward and striking the subjects testicles on the way down with or without possible smearage. Most common in shallow toilets or when said testicles are particularly saggy.

Dude thanks for the tip, the fiber is definitely working, but I have never had so many dam Bell Ringers. I have gone through a 12 pack of double rolls just on cleaning my nuts.

Bell Ringer by Jodiii May 23, 2011