jizmeister

A dork who is handy with his hand; a masturbatory icon; a master of the mastur.

George was wacking on the way to the store and blew out on his new car. What a jizmeister!

by Alex L. Phillips May 18, 2007

jizical

Enjoyable to the point equal to jizzing

Dude! this pizza is jizical

by Raven1214 October 15, 2009

jizzmonster

Like the cookiemonster, but with jizz.

Aaaaarrrrrrgggh, I'm the Jizzmonster!!!!

by jizzmo June 6, 2005

jizillionaire

Someone who has had a lot of sex with men therefore been on the recieving end of a lot of semen 'jism'.

That girl has fucked so many guys she must be a jizillionaire!

by BexT April 20, 2008

Jizzmic

That which has a high quality or excellence on par with, or exceeding, that of male ejaculate. Usually pertainting to food. Adjective.

"This sauce is jizzmic"

"Those are some jizzmic beans"

by jimjamjoo January 23, 2010

jizmslap

A post-coital activity wherein the dominant participant ejaculates in his palm & then proceeds to slap the recessive participant on the buttock with the same.

Kim Kardashian gets a lot of jizmslaps from what I hear.

by J0hn5mi7h April 30, 2015

jazimine

As beautiful as the sun and as bright as the stars Jazimine is a spontaneous overachieving beautiful person that takes in all the world and makes everything beautiful around them gives everyone the joy they deserve with just being around her.

Look at that glow you got the "Jazimine"!!!
Woah girl get that "Jazimine"!
Hey now hit that "Jazimine" aye!!

by Hbaby96 December 19, 2016